Rutching

Rutching is when you take a hit of weed (bong, pipe, joint, etc.) and right after that you take a shot of vodka.

This is called "rutching" as a portmanteau of Russian and Dutch.

So Russian + Dutch = Rutch

Rutching is known to get you pretty crunk.

Bro1: Im bored
Bro2: Yea same, wanna rutch?
Bro1: Sure why not.

*1 hour later after rutching*

Bro1: Im..... fu...fu..ckkkkked.. tah...shhhhiyatt...braaaah.
Bro2: Wuuuuuuuut?

by ILoveRutching November 22, 2011

Butt Retching

Butt Retching

verb
When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.

"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."

by tommy two suits June 22, 2014

right retching

(verb) Anything which induces sudden vomiting; can be something seen, heard, felt, etc.

I was walking behind some ugly 500 lb whale when her pants dropped. She didn't have any undies on, which had me right retching

by Frisky John September 21, 2006

ding-ratching

1.another form of chafing of the penis,do to constant masturbation

1.dude,since my girls been out of town,i have been exposed to an excess of ding-ratching

by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004

retching

Being absolutely repulsed and made sick from something that's fucking revolting

Kev: have you seen that "two girls one cup" video
Joanne: stop I'm still retching retch

by Htrmcq June 19, 2017

Ritchings

Probably the best Last Name ever, name for a family that are loud, crazy, and don't take shit from everyone. Everybody who meets a member of the Ritchings family they automatically have a sudden urge to join the family because they are just that fun. The Ritchings have a great ability to hold liquor and chug it faster than the normal person. If you are a member of the Ritchings family, you will either have very light skin with a pink tone or very tan, because we are Italian.

Amanda: Did you see that family?!
Kris: yea, they were almost as cool as the Ritchings

by Pirate Ritchings October 26, 2011

Ritching

When you have a friend named Rich and he also does a large about of Bitching on a regular basis.

"Hey stop ritching about being cold, it's not that bad"
"This bar requires sleeves, stop ritching about it"

by I Get Respect May 21, 2022