rauching

The act of blowing smoke up someone's ass. From the German word "rauch", meaning smoke, it is nonetheless pronounced as it would be in American English (RAOW-ching). A favorite pastime of would-be high testosterone alpha males, it tends to be found in high abundance at company golf outings and national sales meetings, particularly those in companies where the CEO is male and is himself from a sales background. Seldom practiced by female executives, who tend to be not so insecure, immature, and boorish.

I sat in on the midyear sales meeting to catch up on the 2nd quarter results, but had to leave when the bullshit started to get too thick. I've never seen so many guys standing around and rauching each other in my entire life.

by sans culottes June 10, 2013

Ranching

Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.

Time to Ranch whats hidden in your valley.

the act of ranching

by SpiritOfSun February 11, 2020

ranching it

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.

"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"

by lalala45677 January 22, 2009

ding-ratching

1.another form of chafing of the penis,do to constant masturbation

1.dude,since my girls been out of town,i have been exposed to an excess of ding-ratching

by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004

Ranching

Once you cumm inside your partner's mouth she/he will spit it up into the air. You try to catch it in your mouth then you make the choice to spit or swallow.

This girl taught me how to ranch, we were Ranching all night.

by Sugar Daddy K February 4, 2009

re-ranching

The art of applying more ranch after the initial serving has been devoured.

After I used ranch for half of my omelette, I had to begin re-ranching because I ran out.

by TrentBalenciaga May 5, 2009

Ranching

The act involves your erected meat stick tickling the prostate gland of a pony. This can be any pony, but the pony must be alive, and it must be conscious you sick bastard. When you have almost reached point of testicular eruption, withdraw your manhood, position yourself to the side of the pony and swing your dick so your pearly mess arcs towards the neck of the pony. The object here is to try and lasso the pony with your baby gravy. Having your sperm beam loop around the pony's neck equals success.

After a long hard day at work, nothing relaxes me more than a drive through the countryside and going ranching.

by The J011y R4ch3r November 4, 2013