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rapekiss 

Rapekissing - 1. the act of forcing your tongue into an unwilling participants mouth, without the slightest invitation/warning. Will usually get you smacked. 2. to attempt to kiss someone while they are speaking. 3. To plunder or pillage as a sign of affection.
I turned around to say something and he rapekissed me!
rapekiss by Seahag June 11, 2006
Hospital/police procedure for collecting evidence from a recent rape victim, e.g. clothing and semen samples. Also: the completed box of evidence.
After the exam, the police collected her rape kit to test for DNA samples.
rape kit by Nic April 20, 2005

RAPEKILL 

-verb
1. to completely and utterly destroy something or someone
2. to rape and then subsequently kill something or someone
3. to kill and the subsequently rape something or someone

Note: This word can only be used in ALL CAPS. The word "rapekill" has no meaning. One must speak this word with confidence at an elevated tone of voice or the effectiveness will be rendered null.
1. Wow, Alex totally RAPEKILLED his chances with Allison with that comment he made last night
2. Eric had fun RAPEKILLING Heather last night. First he raped her, then he killed her.
3. Eric had fun RAPEKILLING Beverly last night. First he killed her, then he raped her.
RAPEKILL by DBart March 9, 2009

Gentlemans Rape Kit 

The item a man keeps in his vehicle in order to cover one's yuk-mouth, skunk-nuts, jungle-pits and overall lack of hygenical preparedness for intercourse.
Dude, I was totally rank last night after dancing with that chick! But don't worry, I was still able to hook up with her thanks to my Gentlemans Rape Kit

rapekisser 

see; rapekiss. A person who kisses at random, unprovoked moments, others who do not wish to be kissed.
"The rapekisser award for last night goes to Scott. But I only saw him get smacked once."
rapekisser by jjigga February 22, 2010

Rapevitation

An invitation to get raped. Generally, in the form of one that is willing to be raped, but not always the case.
"The girl passed out naked on her hands and knees, that's a rapevitation if I ever saw one!"

"I'm going to pass out with my rack out" (the statement is a rapeitation)

"Somebody please just fucking rape me until I pass out."
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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