Definitions by GoodAaron

cock slap

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis

She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!

cock slap by goodaaron March 19, 2003

big fat oprah tits 

when a situation has reached an all time low

Man, the movie national sucurity was tits. big fat oprah tits.

big fat oprah tits by goodaaron January 25, 2003

rapekit

A set of supplies used to commit rape. Often include roofies, condoms, and a video camera.
NOTE: a simpler rapte kit consists soley of a brick

The hoes better watch out, Gaddis has his rape kit out tonight!

rapekit by GoodAaron January 23, 2003

speckfuckintacular 

an article possessing the qualities of specatuclar to a point whre it combines with fuckin

Jenny's ass was speckfuckintacular

speckfuckintacular by goodaaron January 3, 2003

maggot 

person who considers themselves to be a huge slipknot fan

Glen is a hard core maggot. He'd Suck Corey Taylors nuts!

maggot by goodaaron January 2, 2003