mustard dorkin

(must-are-d dork-in) the act of placing mustard from the bottle near, in or around the anus.

yo, pete was so f'ed up jay made a salad in his hair, put pickles in his shoes, and gave him a mustard dorkin.

by jjigga August 22, 2009

rapekisser

see; rapekiss. A person who kisses at random, unprovoked moments, others who do not wish to be kissed.

"The rapekisser award for last night goes to Scott. But I only saw him get smacked once."

by jjigga February 22, 2010

Tit-tat

A tattoo on the chest or breast.

" You know I have tattoo's right? I've got a Tramp-stamp and a Tit-tat!"

by jjigga February 22, 2010