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racetracks

During fellatio her two front teeth rub against the shaft thus leaving racetracks on your penis. Painful. Very common from girls who are inexperienced and/or have dialups.
She was giving me head and left racetracks.
racetracks by JPE May 12, 2004
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a shaved vagina. Derived from "grass won't grow on a racetrack."
The papparazzi got some pics of Brittany's racetrack.
racetrack by snappy's February 5, 2008

BNSF racetrack 

One of the most active commuter rail lines in the US with over 150 Metra, Amtrak, and freight trains everyday going between Chicago and Aurora IL.
I watch some trains go by on the BNSF racetrack quite a bit and it’s very fun as trains go by extremely often.

race tracks

linear shit stains in your toilet that point down after you've taken a huge dump
"Dude, I went to Amanda's house and left race tracks in her toilet. I flushed twice and they were still there. I need to quit eating Taco Bell."
race tracks by jbushido October 29, 2009

racetruck 

(v.) to reflect a statement directed toward you back upon the speaker.
"I teabagged your mom."

"Racetruck!"
racetruck by wiipitsmashs February 2, 2009

Racetrack Higgins

"Who's Racetrack Higgins?"
"A hottie"

racetrack underwear 

Racetrack underwear are boxers or tighty whiteys that have many skid marks and burn outs on them. Skid marks being shit stains that are shaped like a car track due to the action of the butt crack gouging the stain into the unerware. Burnouts refer to the holes in underware that the cause of remains a mystery to this very day.
My wife wouldn't sleep with me last night because she was tired of having to deal with my racetrack underwear all the time. I told her if she would stop buying the sams club brand tp then maybe it would not be so severe but she doesn't listen.
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