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Papaperazzi 

When your Pap-Pap spies on you and catches you doing something and then documents you doing that thing and tries to sell it to media outlets to make a living.
Alex was a victim of papaperazzi when he finally decided to learn all of the dance moves to Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" for personal reasons, and his Pap-Pap secretly took a video, and tried to sell it to boyswhosehipsdontlie.com.

paparazzi pouch 

Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.
"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"
paparazzi pouch by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006

Paparazzed 

Although it looks like a past participle the verb cannot really be conjugated apart from "paparazzed" and "paparazzing".

Being "paparazzed" means being photographed sometimes by some annoying guy handling a camera (paparazzi) in an intrusive way.
I went to a party yesterday and I paparazzed all the young and nice ladies.

I went to downtown for a walk and I've been paparazzing the people there.
Paparazzed by Mellowiz September 5, 2007

paparazzle 

Who gives a rat's poop chute if the Paparazzle get a few thousand photos of her
paparazzle by Paparazzle October 15, 2010

Political Paparazzi 

The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...
The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...

puppyrazzi 

When you take your cute ass tiny puppy into public and you get swarmed with salivating puppy-crazed chicks on smartphones snapping endless pics. All one can do is run and pray the roads are safe... or hang out and scope for numbers.
So my dog rides with me on the motorcyle and wears doggles to protect its eyes. But i cant even order coffee without the friggin puppyrazzi swarming me.
puppyrazzi by Helo world champ April 25, 2017