Racetracken

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When you and a friend line up multiple sex partners and see who can have sex with all of them the fastest.

Billy Ray and Bobby got all the girls in the trailer park together at their trailer for a night of racetracken

Racetracken by 2inchtim January 28, 2010

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racetrack

a shaved vagina. Derived from "grass won't grow on a racetrack."

The papparazzi got some pics of Brittany's racetrack.

racetrack by snappy's February 5, 2008

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BNSF racetrack

One of the most active commuter rail lines in the US with over 150 Metra, Amtrak, and freight trains everyday going between Chicago and Aurora IL.

I watch some trains go by on the BNSF racetrack quite a bit and it’s very fun as trains go by extremely often.

BNSF racetrack by S/he’s just a friend January 17, 2022

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Racetrack Higgins

HOTTIE FROM NEWSIES

"Who's Racetrack Higgins?"
"A hottie"

Racetrack Higgins by VinnieDelpinosWife January 30, 2022

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racetracks

During fellatio her two front teeth rub against the shaft thus leaving racetracks on your penis. Painful. Very common from girls who are inexperienced and/or have dialups.

She was giving me head and left racetracks.

racetracks by JPE May 12, 2004

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racetrack underwear

Racetrack underwear are boxers or tighty whiteys that have many skid marks and burn outs on them. Skid marks being shit stains that are shaped like a car track due to the action of the butt crack gouging the stain into the unerware. Burnouts refer to the holes in underware that the cause of remains a mystery to this very day.

My wife wouldn't sleep with me last night because she was tired of having to deal with my racetrack underwear all the time. I told her if she would stop buying the sams club brand tp then maybe it would not be so severe but she doesn't listen.

racetrack underwear by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015

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Racetrack

In the film Newsies
A Newsie from Manhatten, who likes to gamble, and sells at sheepshead races. Enjoys gambling, especially horse betting, and poker. Has an extremly straight face, and is rarely beaten in poker.
Enjoys going to Brooklyn to see his boyfriend Spot, where they rock the Brooklyn Docks.
He also has a harem, including a lot of the other newsies in Manhatten

Jack: How was your day Race?
Racetrack: Remember that tip I told you about? Nobody told the horse

Racetrack by NRoxy November 11, 2006

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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