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Hood Visa

A visa type card that allows a person to receive welfare benefits each month without the need to mail and cash a check. It is basically the opposite of employee benefits because no work is required to receive them. The style of the card varies state to state but if you see any black or Latino with a plastic card you can be sure it is either a hood visa or a real credit card stolen from a white man or woman. These cards can also be used as a weapon. To do this you will need to locate a black or Latino individual, take their hood visa and hide it under their work-boots. Once this has been done said individual will starve to death in 2 - 4 days unless they are able to rob a corner store and or hire a white person to locate the card for them.

That woman on aisle 4 with 34 kids and 8 carts full of groceries must have one hell of a hood visa otherwise this store is seconds away from being robbed.

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by saharadryhumor May 24, 2014

burqini

A burqini is a redesigned burka designed to allow muslim women to "swim" without violating sharia law for decency. Also is one of the most rediculous looking outfits ever designed with intention of water sport as the end activity. The suit is made of loose fitting material that covers the entire body minus the face. Due to the loose fit and covering of both the hands and feet this garment is extremely dangerous to wear in the water for even experienced and fit swimmers let alone someone who can't even swim. Basically it was a failed attempt to give the impression that women in that culture have equality.

I saw a lady at the pool yesterday with a burqini on and I kept going back in forth in my mind on whether I thought she would drown within 15 seconds of getting in the water. Unfortunately she never got in the water and just sat around staring at me and my girl the whole time we were at the pool.

by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015

tarheel

tarheel is a term used to describe someone from North Carolina. The name originated in the civil war era when a union general remarked that the NC rebels must have tar on their heels because they stick to their lines and don't run no matter how intense the battle becomes.

I would hate to fight an army from NC because according to the tarheel legend you can't beat them without totally destroying them.

by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015

Urbanized

Urbanized is the effect that takes place when during an argument you cleverly use slang from Urban Dictionary to shut the other person down and make their proper and nerdy sounding argument look bland boring and stupid in comparison to the verbal bitch slap you just delivered to them via Urban Dictionaries superior body of language

You should have seen the look on mikes face yesterday at work when he was trying to enplane why he was late for work only to be shocked when the boss urbanized his ass in about 15 seconds flat. Mike apparently did not realize the boss has internet and knows how to find the Urban Dictionary.

by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015

racetrack underwear

Racetrack underwear are boxers or tighty whiteys that have many skid marks and burn outs on them. Skid marks being shit stains that are shaped like a car track due to the action of the butt crack gouging the stain into the unerware. Burnouts refer to the holes in underware that the cause of remains a mystery to this very day.

My wife wouldn't sleep with me last night because she was tired of having to deal with my racetrack underwear all the time. I told her if she would stop buying the sams club brand tp then maybe it would not be so severe but she doesn't listen.

by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015

poop soup

Poop soup is the second most serious type diarrhea after the classic mud butt. Although not full blown mud but you definitely want to avoid this.

Man that toilet got slaughtered and it looks like a case of poop soup was the culprit.

Wife: What in fuck is all the toilet? Hub: silent Wife: It's poop soup ain't it? Hub: Guilty Wife: Go to your moms house... youre not sleeping here tonight you poop souping ass hole.

by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

Stank

Stank means something that smells so bad that simply saying stink is not gonna cut it. If something is stank you will be able to smell it from several hundred feet away and if you get too close you may actually pass out or possibly die. Often times you will even be able to taste something that is stank just by smelling it.

Joe: Whats wrong with Leroy ? Is he drunk? William: No. He just found a pair of his underwear that were dirty and they had been under his bed for about 7 months and had became stank as fuck. Joe: Wait is he breathing ? Leroy: Oh shit call 911 I think he is dead bro. **calls 911** Yes please send an ambulance my friend got hit by a dose of stank earlier and we think he might be dead or dying.

by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015