saharadryhumor's definitions

pmfag

a pmfag is a dude who acts completely normal during the day but at night becomes a complete fag and lives a second life dedicated to butt sex with men.

Larry is such a pmfag. I caught him riding in the car with that queer dnatello last night and he tried to say oh my car broke down but they were riding in his car at the time... dumb ass faggot.

by saharadryhumor January 30, 2015

Confucius

Confucius was a Chinese teacher and philosopher born 551 BC in Zou. His teachings are obviously influenced by a mixture of tea, heroin, sugar, cocaine, LSD, blueberries, apple juice, methamphetamine, prozac, zoloft, lots of ambien and a pinch of salt. He would normally make this mixture and ingest it about 15 minutes before meditating. When he would come out of his meditative state which usually lasted anywhere from 15 minutes to 126 days he would then write down his sayings. He also made his own paper in a mill he had built in his back yard. He never wrote anything on Saturday or Monday, not for religious reasons but because his wife ran a part time restaurant out of his paper mill building on those two days preventing him from making paper. He wrote the recipes for the restaurant which included several savory cat and dog meat stir fry dishes along with a customer favorite desert made from vultures liver baked into a pie and served with a light glaze made of sugar mixed with warm stomach acid from a North American snailshank whipperfish. Confucius died in 479 BC and was buried in 1976.

Confucius sure wrote alot of interesting sayings but, they can be confusing at times.

by saharadryhumor October 18, 2014

UDU

UDU stands for Urban Dictionary University which is by far the most advanced and sophisticated of all the online universities. Provides degrees in street smarts, urban language, ebonics, and most any topic no matter if it is benign or utterly disgusting. Unlike most online degree programs, UDU is priced fairly for the quality of education it provides. Although no employers officially hire UDU graduates at this time the degree could still have the potential to get you laid, make a good joke, understand street speak and possible prevent you from getting your ass kicked for unknowingly insulting the wrong person.

If you wanna get a real education just go to UDU and learn some stuff you can actually use. Don't worry if you don't get it all at first because rejection is part of the fun. And as they say "don't take it personal" because most definitions are rejected like this one most likely will be ;)

by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015

Belieber

A mental illness that usually begins around age 10-13 and will usually go away by age 21. It is the only mental illness that is contagious and seems to occur frequently in people who have severe hearing loss, are gay or are pedophiles. There has been some success in curing disease by exposing infected individuals to music and other art forms that are of some actual value, quality, and talent. Another effective but very controversial treatment is truth therapy where the infected individual is let in on the secret that Bieber is actually a female cat that was involved in a severe accident during secret testing at area 51.

It is so sad watching this Belieber disease destroy the youth... it's worse than polio, aids or even Leo Sayer.

by saharadryhumor April 22, 2014

second death

A game that is similar to second life except of course you are dead but have came back as a ghost and get to haunt people. It the safe alternative to actually killing yourself in order to experience the joy of being a haunt to someone.

You wanna play second life? Nah I have moved on to second death. It more fun because anyone can safely live a second life in reality but a second death? Now that is something to do mate. I get to haunt the shit out of people and can even invade second life and scare the shit out of people living their second life while I am safely dead as 12 O'clock.

by saharadryhumor February 27, 2015

Cardboard Box

A Cardboard Box is a cheap, nasty or lower class whore. Usually found downtown during daylight hours and the also at around 3-4 AM on Sundays. Name refers to the "females" box aka snatch and cardboard meaning cheap and shitty used and abused and possibly recycled a few times.

Did you hear James got Aids from messing around with that skeezer he likes downtown. I warned him but like a dumb ass he started playing around with her cardboard box and voila he got burned bad. I actually don't care if he dies from this. As a matter of fact I hope it is painful since he decided ignore me.

by saharadryhumor January 23, 2015

tarheel

tarheel is a term used to describe someone from North Carolina. The name originated in the civil war era when a union general remarked that the NC rebels must have tar on their heels because they stick to their lines and don't run no matter how intense the battle becomes.

I would hate to fight an army from NC because according to the tarheel legend you can't beat them without totally destroying them.

by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015