The Brown eye blues is the condition caused by getting pounded in the rectum/anus/asshole too hard which leads to blue and black bruised butthole. Often times is caused by or is a result of butt rape and butt vikings are notorious for causing this condition.
Look at Willie trying to walk. HAHAHA he cant because he was in jail last night and now he has the Brown eye blues
by saharadryhumor February 07, 2015
Second life is the landfill of the world wide web. A place to go when you want to act out a life that would otherwise get you locked up, killed or possibly leave with one if not many deadly infections. The one positive or useful feature on the website that is the fact that if you are looking for a murderer or child rapist and have the resources to monitor second life for a single 72 hour period then you are almost guaranteed to find them them there.
Did you see the news last night about the cops catching a murderer on second life?. They also found a pedo two lost goats and a guy wanted for raping a horse too.
by saharadryhumor January 19, 2015
A cuff wheel is a steering wheel that has a very small diameter and was originally designed for race cars. The more modern designs are known a cuff wheel because they make it possible to drive while wearing a pair of handcuffs. Even though having to drive with handcuffs on is not common it is definitely not outside of the realm of possibility especially when you take into account the crazy number of reasons that cops will lock you up nowadays.
I almost got hit in a crosswalk yesterday when some dude driving with a cuff wheel came flying through a red light because the police were chasing him.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
tarheel is a term used to describe someone from North Carolina. The name originated in the civil war era when a union general remarked that the NC rebels must have tar on their heels because they stick to their lines and don't run no matter how intense the battle becomes.
I would hate to fight an army from NC because according to the tarheel legend you can't beat them without totally destroying them.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
Confucius was a Chinese teacher and philosopher born 551 BC in Zou. His teachings are obviously influenced by a mixture of tea, heroin, sugar, cocaine, LSD, blueberries, apple juice, methamphetamine, prozac, zoloft, lots of ambien and a pinch of salt. He would normally make this mixture and ingest it about 15 minutes before meditating. When he would come out of his meditative state which usually lasted anywhere from 15 minutes to 126 days he would then write down his sayings. He also made his own paper in a mill he had built in his back yard. He never wrote anything on Saturday or Monday, not for religious reasons but because his wife ran a part time restaurant out of his paper mill building on those two days preventing him from making paper. He wrote the recipes for the restaurant which included several savory cat and dog meat stir fry dishes along with a customer favorite desert made from vultures liver baked into a pie and served with a light glaze made of sugar mixed with warm stomach acid from a North American snailshank whipperfish. Confucius died in 479 BC and was buried in 1976.
by saharadryhumor October 19, 2014
Racetrack underwear are boxers or tighty whiteys that have many skid marks and burn outs on them. Skid marks being shit stains that are shaped like a car track due to the action of the butt crack gouging the stain into the unerware. Burnouts refer to the holes in underware that the cause of remains a mystery to this very day.
My wife wouldn't sleep with me last night because she was tired of having to deal with my racetrack underwear all the time. I told her if she would stop buying the sams club brand tp then maybe it would not be so severe but she doesn't listen.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
How black people say " you now what I'm saying" but you will never ever know what someone is saying if they say gnome sayin.
by saharadryhumor January 09, 2015