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Urbanized

Urbanized is the effect that takes place when during an argument you cleverly use slang from Urban Dictionary to shut the other person down and make their proper and nerdy sounding argument look bland boring and stupid in comparison to the verbal bitch slap you just delivered to them via Urban Dictionaries superior body of language

You should have seen the look on mikes face yesterday at work when he was trying to enplane why he was late for work only to be shocked when the boss urbanized his ass in about 15 seconds flat. Mike apparently did not realize the boss has internet and knows how to find the Urban Dictionary.

by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015

422

422 (spoken four twenty two) is code for a hippie. The idea comes from 4/22 or April 22nd which is earth day and so millions of hippies the world round' come out of the woodwork on this day. Mostly used by police to ID a dirty or stank hippie looking person. On some occasions fire & rescue teams will use the code as will hazmat crews when the hippie is exceptionally filthy or smelly.

Cop 1: So you wanna go get something to eat?
Cop 2: Hell no man I don't have any appetite today.
Cop 1: Why?
Cop 2: I had to take in a 422 today and he took his shoes off in my cruiser... Man it smells like death in that car.
Cop 1: Where is you cruiser by the way?
Cop 2: Oh I just drove it into the lake to get rid of the smell.... and the 422's stanking ass *laughter* *Vomits* *harder laughter*

by saharadryhumor January 4, 2015

racetrack underwear

Racetrack underwear are boxers or tighty whiteys that have many skid marks and burn outs on them. Skid marks being shit stains that are shaped like a car track due to the action of the butt crack gouging the stain into the unerware. Burnouts refer to the holes in underware that the cause of remains a mystery to this very day.

My wife wouldn't sleep with me last night because she was tired of having to deal with my racetrack underwear all the time. I told her if she would stop buying the sams club brand tp then maybe it would not be so severe but she doesn't listen.

by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015

Second Life

Second life is the landfill of the world wide web. A place to go when you want to act out a life that would otherwise get you locked up, killed or possibly leave with one if not many deadly infections. The one positive or useful feature on the website that is the fact that if you are looking for a murderer or child rapist and have the resources to monitor second life for a single 72 hour period then you are almost guaranteed to find them them there.

Did you see the news last night about the cops catching a murderer on second life?. They also found a pedo two lost goats and a guy wanted for raping a horse too.

by saharadryhumor January 19, 2015

tarheel

tarheel is a term used to describe someone from North Carolina. The name originated in the civil war era when a union general remarked that the NC rebels must have tar on their heels because they stick to their lines and don't run no matter how intense the battle becomes.

I would hate to fight an army from NC because according to the tarheel legend you can't beat them without totally destroying them.

by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015

burqini

A burqini is a redesigned burka designed to allow muslim women to "swim" without violating sharia law for decency. Also is one of the most rediculous looking outfits ever designed with intention of water sport as the end activity. The suit is made of loose fitting material that covers the entire body minus the face. Due to the loose fit and covering of both the hands and feet this garment is extremely dangerous to wear in the water for even experienced and fit swimmers let alone someone who can't even swim. Basically it was a failed attempt to give the impression that women in that culture have equality.

I saw a lady at the pool yesterday with a burqini on and I kept going back in forth in my mind on whether I thought she would drown within 15 seconds of getting in the water. Unfortunately she never got in the water and just sat around staring at me and my girl the whole time we were at the pool.

by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015

Chumpanzee

A Chumpanzee is an animal that is almost identical to a chimpanzee is every way except personality and intelligence. Basically it is a chimpanzee that is stupid, ugly, retarded and is a wimp that gets bullied by koalas and sometime butt raped by sloths.

We went to the zoo yesterday but it was complete rubbish. All the animals were asleep except for two koala that were butt raping the shit out of some fat ass Chumpanzee and the whole time the Chumpanzee just whined a little bit but kept eating the crusty mcnuggets we had throw at him. He was in a safe place until we knocked him down with the nuggets and then a sloth got in his hiding place and would not let him escape. I kinda felt bad for the poor guy but only for a few seconds. After that we just made fun of him and videoed it for the zoo giftshop.

by saharadryhumor January 23, 2015