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Brown eye blues

The Brown eye blues is the condition caused by getting pounded in the rectum/anus/asshole too hard which leads to blue and black bruised butthole. Often times is caused by or is a result of butt rape and butt vikings are notorious for causing this condition.
Look at Willie trying to walk. HAHAHA he cant because he was in jail last night and now he has the Brown eye blues
by saharadryhumor February 6, 2015
mugGet the Brown eye bluesmug.

Double dated

A double dated is when you go out with a girl and have sex with her and then a few days later realize she gave you a std she got from her previous date and you realize you been double dated.
It is kinda sad that Will is sick now but, his ass got double dated so I kinda think it's funny but still sad *tries to hide laughter*....
by saharadryhumor January 11, 2015
mugGet the Double datedmug.

Rioters Block

Rioters Block is the feeling of anxiety, fear or a loss of motivation during a riot. The causes are not entirely known but the fact that police will kill someone for playing in the park or just walking out their front door may be why rioters would be struck with said fear and an inability to complete a successful riot or at least a simple firebombing.
I swear that I am so tired of this bullshit the Government keeps pulling but everytime I try to go tear some shit down or decide to go set their cars on fire I am crippled by this stubborn case of Rioters Block. I need to get over this or they are will just keep on screwing things up.
by saharadryhumor January 2, 2015
mugGet the Rioters Blockmug.

Boner fide

Boner fide is a way to confirm that a woman is truly hot an/or sexy based on scientific evidence. This is done by looking, touching and feeling of said woman and then waiting to see if a boner is produced. If a boner is present after the process then the woman is deemed boner fide hot.
I got drunk with Cindy last night night and to make a long story short I was able to verify that she is a boner fide vixen.
by saharadryhumor January 18, 2015
mugGet the Boner fidemug.

falcon slap

A falcon slap is when you smack the shit out of someone when they don't expect it and don't see it coming. Technically a bitch move but it is effective.
I was at the bus stop today when out of nowhere a guy standing next to me got tko with a falcon slap.
by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014
mugGet the falcon slapmug.

Hyperventilation

Hyperventilation is the physiological response to breathing to rapidly thus creating a surplus of toxins in the blood stream at a rate higher than the body cope with. Usually results in a passing out or fainting followed by a headache and sometimes nausea. Although most of the time minor it can and has killed people especially if done intentionally while also fighting the bodies natural responses.
Well I guess frank deserves to be dead for playing that stupid Hyperventilation game but somehow that cretin bastard has survived 20 rounds. I'm kinda tired of his stupid Hyperventilation shit that I hope he does die next time. I will laugh so hard I might hyperventilate myself hahahaha!!
by saharadryhumor February 27, 2015
mugGet the Hyperventilationmug.

Vicodin

Vicodin is a narcotic pain killer prescribed for moderate to severe pain. Contains either 5, 7.5 or 10 mg of hydrocodone (opiate) and 500 - 660 mg tylenol (analgesic). Also is the most common drug that leads people to a progressive opiate addiction problem usually begins with Vicodin then leads to percocet, then morphine and or pure oxycodone. Also the most used opiate for recreational use due to its desirable euphoric high and also its almost universal availability due to it being the #1 opiate prescribed for everything from a toothache to a broken bone or even a post=operative pain remedy.
Man Vicodin sure does help with pain but shit loads of people have became drug addicts from taking it too...
by saharadryhumor May 25, 2015
mugGet the Vicodinmug.

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