5 definitions by jbushido

chu'mon

a word used to playfully start a fight

Person 1: Don't be talkin' about my momma like that.
Person 2: You wanna fight? Chu'mon then!
Person 1: Them's fightin' words.

by jbushido October 6, 2009

obtuse

When someone bends backwards and their body makes an angle greater than 90 degrees.

Seen in Exorcist movies and an episode of Family Guy making fun of a scene from Shawshank Redemption.

Ace: Have you seen the trailer for The Last Exorcism? That chick bends her body into a 120 degree angle.

Gary: That's obtuse!

Ace: Right you are, Gary.

by jbushido August 27, 2010

voting in Florida

1.) a phrase emphasizing the lack of recognition one may get for doing a certain thing

2.) a useless activity

Ace: I spent all day on WoW farming titanium ore.

Gary: Yikes, really? So you've been voting in Florida all day while I've been at work? Nice, thanks...

Ace: Well, you may have made 120 real-life dollars, but I've made over 4k gold! So, suck it.

by jbushido August 31, 2010

race tracks

linear shit stains in your toilet that point down after you've taken a huge dump

"Dude, I went to Amanda's house and left race tracks in her toilet. I flushed twice and they were still there. I need to quit eating Taco Bell."

by jbushido October 29, 2009

is this gonna be on the test?

Queston asked by students who really don't care about true learning.

Teacher: And that is why the Texas flag has only one star on it.

Student: Is this gonna be on the test?

Teacher: .... Yes... you know what? Every word I utter from now on will be on your test. And, no, I will not slow down my lectures nor will I lessen the amount of information I will continuously vomit until the very second the bell rings.

by jbushido September 22, 2009