obtuse

When someone bends backwards and their body makes an angle greater than 90 degrees.

Seen in Exorcist movies and an episode of Family Guy making fun of a scene from Shawshank Redemption.

Ace: Have you seen the trailer for The Last Exorcism? That chick bends her body into a 120 degree angle.

Gary: That's obtuse!

Ace: Right you are, Gary.

by jbushido August 27, 2010

chu'mon

a word used to playfully start a fight

Person 1: Don't be talkin' about my momma like that.
Person 2: You wanna fight? Chu'mon then!
Person 1: Them's fightin' words.

by jbushido October 06, 2009

race tracks

linear shit stains in your toilet that point down after you've taken a huge dump

"Dude, I went to Amanda's house and left race tracks in her toilet. I flushed twice and they were still there. I need to quit eating Taco Bell."

by jbushido October 29, 2009

is this gonna be on the test?

Queston asked by students who really don't care about true learning.

Teacher: And that is why the Texas flag has only one star on it.

Student: Is this gonna be on the test?

Teacher: .... Yes... you know what? Every word I utter from now on will be on your test. And, no, I will not slow down my lectures nor will I lessen the amount of information I will continuously vomit until the very second the bell rings.

by jbushido August 01, 2010

voting in Florida

1.) a phrase emphasizing the lack of recognition one may get for doing a certain thing

2.) a useless activity

Ace: I spent all day on WoW farming titanium ore.

Gary: Yikes, really? So you've been voting in Florida all day while I've been at work? Nice, thanks...

Ace: Well, you may have made 120 real-life dollars, but I've made over 4k gold! So, suck it.

by jbushido August 31, 2010