snappy's's definitions

wangster

someone extremely proficient in the use of a penis.

He's a primo wangster.
She's a wangster machine.

by snappy's February 6, 2008

blue dress

fellatio, bj. Derivation: Monica Lewinsky

Sweetie, how bout a blue dress session?

by snappy's February 5, 2008

hotter than a two peckered goat

horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat.

Bud's hotter than a two peckered goat.

by snappy's February 5, 2008

bellicheat

verb: to spy on someone else, usually with video. private dick.
noun: someone who spies on someone else using video.
Derivation: Bill Bellichik, coach of New England Patriots

Hey dude, better watch out the old lady don't bellicheat ya while you're over at the girlfriend's.
Gotta be careful cause the old lady's got a bellicheat on me.

by snappy's February 5, 2008

tom-tom

to locate. to locate or find something or someone you tom-tom.

The old lady would never tom-tom me here. Man, you're lucky cause my old lady's got built-in tom-tom.

by snappy's February 5, 2008

mcmuff

A good lookin blonde trophy wife. Derivation from John McCain.

Dude's got himself a mcmuff.
Man, just give me a weekend with a mcmuff like that.

by snappy's February 5, 2008

bust-a-nut

not getting off in way too long...at least three days. A medical term used to convince a female to assist a male in ejaculating before his testicles get so engorged with fluid that they'll bust. Also sometimes used to describe the act of ejaculating.

Man, I'm gonna bust-a-nut if I don't get this taken care of soon.

by snappy's February 5, 2008