blue dress

fellatio, bj. Derivation: Monica Lewinsky

Sweetie, how bout a blue dress session?

by snappy's February 05, 2008

for the people

commercialized phrase used by a person or business that is trying to get over on as many people as possible.

He sez he's "for the people" so he can get as many of them as possible into his stable.

by snappy's February 02, 2008

wisenheimer

a wise ass, generally a nebbish male trying to get over with a humorous, but usually feeble attempt to make someone else the butt of the joke. Wisenhemiers are usually called out and decsribed as such.

youz a f'in wisenheimer and you're gonna end up wit yer dick in yer mouth.

by snappy's February 02, 2008

wangster

someone extremely proficient in the use of a penis.

He's a primo wangster.
She's a wangster machine.

by snappy's February 06, 2008

hotter than a two peckered goat

horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat.

Bud's hotter than a two peckered goat.

by snappy's February 05, 2008

tom-tom

to locate. to locate or find something or someone you tom-tom.

The old lady would never tom-tom me here. Man, you're lucky cause my old lady's got built-in tom-tom.

by snappy's February 05, 2008

mcmuff

A good lookin blonde trophy wife. Derivation from John McCain.

Dude's got himself a mcmuff.
Man, just give me a weekend with a mcmuff like that.

by snappy's February 05, 2008