qwilf

Similar to milf, with the "qw" part being largely undefined. It is used simply because of the fact that it is so satisfying to say.

"Look at that big, sweaty, stringy, glassy ol' fulfy qwilf over there! I'd shit-tilf that, if you follow me."

by TheMilf February 3, 2007

Qwife

A stoner from the Midwest region.

I got high as a qwife in the corn field today.

by Katlin qwife February 18, 2020

Quilf

A word describing a sexually desirable (or "fuckable") Queen.

A Queen you would like to fuck.

"Queen Rania of Jordan is totally a quilf"

by elbadige April 7, 2009

Qilf

a sexually arousing Monarch (queen I'd like ta fuck)

God dam i like to get on Kate middleton she is a future Qilf

by stinkypiehole December 1, 2010

qwilt

A woman’s hairy bush

Now that it’s bikini season, I need to trim my qwilt.

by KandyKane1-4-69 May 3, 2018

qwiffed

Totally missing something you are aiming for

Trevor passed me the ball but I completely qwiffed it!

by Ashley Jayne G. December 8, 2018

QILF

Queen I'd Like to Fuck

Queen Beatrix of Holland is a QILF.

by lmrck December 28, 2005