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Similar to milf, with the "qw" part being largely undefined. It is used simply because of the fact that it is so satisfying to say.

"Look at that big, sweaty, stringy, glassy ol' fulfy qwilf over there! I'd shit-tilf that, if you follow me."

qwilf by TheMilf February 3, 2007

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Qwife

A stoner from the Midwest region.

I got high as a qwife in the corn field today.

Qwife by Katlin qwife February 18, 2020

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Quilf

A word describing a sexually desirable (or "fuckable") Queen.

A Queen you would like to fuck.

"Queen Rania of Jordan is totally a quilf"

Quilf by elbadige April 7, 2009

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Qilf

a sexually arousing Monarch (queen I'd like ta fuck)

God dam i like to get on Kate middleton she is a future Qilf

Qilf by stinkypiehole December 1, 2010

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qwilt

A woman’s hairy bush

Now that it’s bikini season, I need to trim my qwilt.

qwilt by KandyKane1-4-69 May 3, 2018

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qwiffed

Totally missing something you are aiming for

Trevor passed me the ball but I completely qwiffed it!

qwiffed by Ashley Jayne G. December 8, 2018

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QILF

Queen I'd Like to Fuck

Queen Beatrix of Holland is a QILF.

QILF by lmrck December 28, 2005

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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