qwilf 

Similar to milf, with the "qw" part being largely undefined. It is used simply because of the fact that it is so satisfying to say.

"Look at that big, sweaty, stringy, glassy ol' fulfy qwilf over there! I'd shit-tilf that, if you follow me."

qwilf by TheMilf February 3, 2007

Qwife

A stoner from the Midwest region.

I got high as a qwife in the corn field today.

Qwife by Katlin qwife February 18, 2020

Quilf 

A word describing a sexually desirable (or "fuckable") Queen.

A Queen you would like to fuck.

"Queen Rania of Jordan is totally a quilf"

Quilf by elbadige April 7, 2009

Qilf 

a sexually arousing Monarch (queen I'd like ta fuck)

God dam i like to get on Kate middleton she is a future Qilf

Qilf by stinkypiehole December 1, 2010

qwilt 

A woman’s hairy bush

Now that it’s bikini season, I need to trim my qwilt.

qwilt by KandyKane1-4-69 May 3, 2018

qwiffed 

Totally missing something you are aiming for

Trevor passed me the ball but I completely qwiffed it!

qwiffed by Ashley Jayne G. December 8, 2018

QILF 

Queen I'd Like to Fuck

Queen Beatrix of Holland is a QILF.

QILF by lmrck December 28, 2005