qwilt
qwilt by KandyKane1-4-69 May 3, 2018
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lap quilting
lap quilting by manshark November 24, 2014
Ruckus Quiltail
Ruckus Quiltail by pars savcı November 20, 2021
Quilter
A girl/woman with whom you can not score.
She won't succumb to any male tactics including wheels, cash, swag, months of work or even a gigantic cock.
She won't succumb to any male tactics including wheels, cash, swag, months of work or even a gigantic cock.
Nad: "Yo Coonty you tapping that old bitch yet?"
Coonty: "Christ, no. I've been spitting game at this woman for six months now and I still haven't got her shirt off."
Nad: "Grandma's quite a quilter!"
Coonty: "Christ, no. I've been spitting game at this woman for six months now and I still haven't got her shirt off."
Nad: "Grandma's quite a quilter!"
Quilter by Nad Retard August 27, 2009
Qwinton
That one amazing boyfriend that everyone wishes they could have. His girlfriend is very lucky to have him, she wouldn't trade him for the world. He is also very sexy, tall, kind, funny, and an all around great person to be around.
Qwinton by Art of seduction August 1, 2018
Guilt Quilt
This is when you wake up the morning after you've done something awful/humiliating whilst intoxicated and suddenly remember your previous night's activities.
Oh my God, I didn't feel too bad this morning when I woke up, till I realised I'd called my best friend a whore, snogged my boss's significant other and mooned the woman who was my teacher when I was six! I was SO under the guilt quilt!
Guilt Quilt by Tuppence A. Bag December 30, 2010
QUILTBAG
An acronym to be used instead of LGBTQQ2IA*
Q - Queer and Questioning
U - Unidentified
I - Intersex
L - Lesbian
T - Transgender, Transexual
B - Bisexual
A - Asexual
G - Gay, Genderqueer
Q - Queer and Questioning
U - Unidentified
I - Intersex
L - Lesbian
T - Transgender, Transexual
B - Bisexual
A - Asexual
G - Gay, Genderqueer
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