A girl/woman with whom you can not score.

She won't succumb to any male tactics including wheels, cash, swag, months of work or even a gigantic cock.

Nad: "Yo Coonty you tapping that old bitch yet?"

Coonty: "Christ, no. I've been spitting game at this woman for six months now and I still haven't got her shirt off."

Nad: "Grandma's quite a quilter!"

Quilter by Nad Retard August 27, 2009

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Qwinton

That one amazing boyfriend that everyone wishes they could have. His girlfriend is very lucky to have him, she wouldn't trade him for the world. He is also very sexy, tall, kind, funny, and an all around great person to be around.

“Have you seen that new cute tall boy in our class that’s Qwinton”

Qwinton by Art of seduction August 1, 2018

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Guilt Quilt

This is when you wake up the morning after you've done something awful/humiliating whilst intoxicated and suddenly remember your previous night's activities.

Oh my God, I didn't feel too bad this morning when I woke up, till I realised I'd called my best friend a whore, snogged my boss's significant other and mooned the woman who was my teacher when I was six! I was SO under the guilt quilt!

Guilt Quilt by Tuppence A. Bag December 30, 2010

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QUILTBAG

An acronym to be used instead of LGBTQQ2IA*

Q - Queer and Questioning
U - Unidentified
I - Intersex
L - Lesbian
T - Transgender, Transexual
B - Bisexual
A - Asexual
G - Gay, Genderqueer

"Hey, are you one of the QUILTBAG folk, too?"

"The lesbian community is just one of the many different pockets in the QUILTBAG!"

QUILTBAG by Vox-FRN January 24, 2011

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