QSILF

Queens Sister I'd Like to Fuck

First truly recognised for her beauty on April 29th 2011 at Kate Middleton and Prince William Louis Royal Wedding.

Bro 1:"Man I just watched the Royal Wedding on the television, Did you see Kates Sister, Philippa??"

Bro 2: "Oh Dude her body was fantastic!"

Bro 1: "What a QSILF!"

by browndj01 May 21, 2011

Quilf

A word describing a sexually desirable (or "fuckable") Queen.

A Queen you would like to fuck.

"Queen Rania of Jordan is totally a quilf"

by elbadige April 7, 2009

Qilf

a sexually arousing Monarch (queen I'd like ta fuck)

God dam i like to get on Kate middleton she is a future Qilf

by stinkypiehole December 1, 2010

QILF

Queen I'd Like to Fuck

Queen Beatrix of Holland is a QILF.

by lmrck December 28, 2005

Qwilfish

A bloated, spiky, borderline mentally handicapped fish Pokemon with little to no value whatsoever. Vaguely resembles an unattractive combination of a cactus, a beach ball, a beaver and Angelina Jolie. When frightened it emits an effeminate squeal that most people would compare to every single one of Justin Bieber's "songs". Weaknesses include electric and grass type Pokemon as well as chainsaws, bears and heterosexuality.

Me: Hornets, flies, koalas...dude, does this Raid kill Qwilfish too?
Professor Oak: I would think so...most things do.

by TheNotoriousNORB November 10, 2010

QILF

Quadriplegic I'd Like to Fuck.

Whoa, look at her - that hot chick who was in that horrendous car wreck is such a QILF.

by PMax January 21, 2009

qilf

Quaker I'd Like to Fuck

Just seeing that knock-out qilf on the box of Quaker Oats sends me scrambling out to the garage where I furiously masturbate with hopes that my Mennonite neighbor's children might see me.

by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004