Definitions by TheMilf

BILF 

A Bill you'd like to f*ck -- especially a Wild Bill.

Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Wild Bill has bilfed everyone in town.

Wild Bill is a Bilf

Bilf is as wild as the come!!!

BILF by themilf October 7, 2013

qwilf 

Similar to milf, with the "qw" part being largely undefined. It is used simply because of the fact that it is so satisfying to say.

"Look at that big, sweaty, stringy, glassy ol' fulfy qwilf over there! I'd shit-tilf that, if you follow me."

qwilf by TheMilf February 3, 2007