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A stoner from the Midwest region.
I got high as a qwife in the corn field today.
Qwife by Katlin qwife February 18, 2020
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The act/sound of slapping a dick on a girl's pussy.
That Itani was getting qwife by some Jake.
qwife by What the queef 2020 May 17, 2017
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qwife quife qwilee quife eater` quifer quifet Qwie qwief Qwien Qwienes
Totally missing something you are aiming for
Trevor passed me the ball but I completely qwiffed it!
qwiffed by Ashley Jayne G. December 8, 2018
A mix of "wierd" and "queer", to be qwierd is to be wierd and queer at the same time.
Guy1: God! Edouard just slapped my ass in public again!
Guy2: Yeah, that guy is really qwierd.
qwierd by Raffik October 28, 2007

Qwiffendor 

Qwiffendor is used as a derogatory word manly used with both genders mostly directed to dick heads
Dick head: your moms gay and your daddy’s lesbian lol
White kid: haha fuck you, you stupid “qwiffendor”
A "vaginal fart". Typically caused by the compression of air in the vagina during intercourse.
He: Did you just fart?
She: No, that was a quife
quife by Dradle April 1, 2009
A mix of "queer" and "wierdo", a very strange homosexual guy.
Guy1: Jesus Christ!!, Edouard felt my balls right there in the mall yesterday, now all the chicks think i'm gay!
Guy2: He did it to me too, that guy is such a qwierdo.
qwierdo by Raffik October 28, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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