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a sexually arousing Monarch (queen I'd like ta fuck)
God dam i like to get on Kate middleton she is a future Qilf
by stinkypiehole November 28, 2010
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Whoa, look at her - that hot chick who was in that horrendous car wreck is such a QILF.
by PMax October 10, 2008
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Just seeing that knock-out qilf on the box of Quaker Oats sends me scrambling out to the garage where I furiously masturbate with hopes that my Mennonite neighbor's children might see me.
by Johnny Eightball July 08, 2004
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I heard Ricky Martin is Gay, Man he is such a QILF..

also can be Queen I'd Like to Fuck, as in drag queen, Saying is said in gay bars world over..
by Jason wongg April 29, 2011
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