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a sexually arousing Monarch (queen I'd like ta fuck)
God dam i like to get on Kate middleton she is a future Qilf
by stinkypiehole November 28, 2010
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Just seeing that knock-out qilf on the box of Quaker Oats sends me scrambling out to the garage where I furiously masturbate with hopes that my Mennonite neighbor's children might see me.
by Johnny Eightball July 08, 2004
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I heard Ricky Martin is Gay, Man he is such a QILF..

also can be Queen I'd Like to Fuck, as in drag queen, Saying is said in gay bars world over..
by Jason wongg April 29, 2011
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Queen I would like to fuck.

Frequently used erroneously to describe people such as Diana, Princess of Wales or Kate Middleton Duchess of Cambridge
by An_EP April 29, 2011
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