a sexually arousing Monarch (queen I'd like ta fuck)
God dam i like to get on Kate middleton she is a future Qilf
by stinkypiehole November 28, 2010
Whoa, look at her - that hot chick who was in that horrendous car wreck is such a QILF.
by PMax October 11, 2008
Just seeing that knock-out qilf on the box of Quaker Oats sends me scrambling out to the garage where I furiously masturbate with hopes that my Mennonite neighbor's children might see me.
by Johnny Eightball July 9, 2004
Kate Middleton will be the first QILF when she becomes Queen.
by RatedRR April 26, 2011
I heard Ricky Martin is Gay, Man he is such a QILF..

also can be Queen I'd Like to Fuck, as in drag queen, Saying is said in gay bars world over..
by Jason wongg April 29, 2011
Queen I would like to fuck.

Frequently used erroneously to describe people such as Diana, Princess of Wales or Kate Middleton Duchess of Cambridge
by An_EP April 29, 2011