Middleton 

City located in Dane County in the state of Wisconsin. Was named the #1 Small City to live in America by Money Magazine. Was named #1 Whitest School in America by those on the south, north, east, and west side of Madison, WI. Hey, at least we don't got STDS like Verona, WI!

"Middleton has no black people. OH, wait, there's one.."


"Darling, that's a MEX-i-Can..."

Middleton by LaughingStock January 21, 2009

Middleton 

Anyone who takes off their shirt for no apparent reason.
It can also be used as a verb to middleton.

Ex.
1) Did you see that guy totally middleton the otherday?
2) Hey do you want to go middleton it is way too hot out today!

Middleton by nyamachoma September 26, 2011

middleton 

A county jail in MA where you go when ya mess us bad in Lynn, or anywhere in Middlesex County. Generally your there before your sentenced (you cant make bail, or you have none). Some people get sentenced there (everyone not in the orange jumpsuits). It's so overcrowded when you first arrive they put you in a gym with 200 other people sleeping on a plastic stetcher half a foot away from someone else. Most people prefer it to the bay(south bay-sufolk county.

1) Where's flaco? He gotted bopped on that B&E, he's up Middleton til we can hustle up 300.
2) I got sentenced two years in Middleton, I was hoping for the farm.
3) The CO's at Middleton are way better than the bay.
4) I was just chillin' wit him last week, nows he's doing a two year bid up at Middleton.

middleton by D from Eastie March 28, 2008

middleton 

Pretty much them same as the other towns in the Tri-Town area (Boxford,Topsfield), with a couple more stores and a O.K downtown area, still pretty boring

middleton is ok.....i guess

middleton by Rib ib rob September 29, 2005

Middleton 

An unknown sex act. Named after its creator Mr. A. Middleton. It is pimemarly used in exchange for benifits and personal gain in the work place

If u want Something from your boss. Give him a "Middleton"...

Middleton by Dman..OU812 December 11, 2014

Middleton 

Piece of shit town with nothing to do besides ride around and get high or pregnant or drunk or all three simultaneously. Small town idiots who pick on kids in high school and eventually turn into Crystal Meth addicts.

"I'm from Middleton and I'm a fuckhead."

Middleton by sixtynineisreallyfine August 26, 2011

middleton 

middleton, wisconsin. is the worst town in the whole universe.
everyone is fake, materialistic, anorexic, snotty, and rich. unless of course you're me, and have nothing. and just completely hate middleton and wish you could walk to florida or something.

i would rather die than go to middleton.

middleton by hahalyssa March 28, 2009