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A floatie turd; a log of poop that is bouyant enough to float on the top of water.
I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?
quofo by Extremityman October 17, 2023
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a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.

Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.
Judith Butler is the mother of all quoomers.
quoomer by Plasticinemoidcimer January 30, 2022
A person that believes their friends when they come up with a fake word that they claim is indeed in the dictionary.
Josh is such a Quoo for thinking that was a word!
Quoo by Domo1016 April 1, 2015

quazoosl 

When someone is so good looking they become intimidating, originated from the scrabble skit on the sketch show.
Mack and Vine are playing Scrabble and Mack begins a conversation by announcing that he went on a date the previous night. When asked by Vine how the date went, Mack replies "Nice girl, bit quazoosl". He then goes on to explain "you know, quazoosl - when someone is so good looking they become intimidating". He then gives an example stating that Liz Hurley would qualify as quazoosl. When the conversation finishes Mack asks whose turn it is and when Vine tells him it is his, he knowingly replies "Is it really?" and unsurprisingly all his letters spell "quazoosl".
quazoosl by whatsupimphil July 12, 2009
A combination of shook and quaking meaning ultimate surprise and fear
I'm quook, there are so many people here
quook by Quooking September 20, 2017

Quezocotal 

1. Name of a player in the BGO universe on the Scorpio server.

2. Cylon fleet commander

3. Is often found getting his ass kicked by a fourth grader.

4. Only known posessor of Kryphonite.
Quezocotal led the Cylon fleet into Kryphon again. The Cylons were slaughtered.

Queztastrophy Quezmire
Quezocotal by Pabst/Moai May 20, 2011