quoop

When a girl attempts to quietly and gracefully queef, but ends up pushing too hard and blowing poop chunks from her cooter.

Janice: Do you smell something?
Sherice: Yes, that was me. I just quooped and need some wet wipes to clean up.

by The Spy Who Quooped On Me December 4, 2012

Quoop

A vaginal poop that comes out slowly, when women are too tired to poop out of their anal hole.

dude! she just quooped all over the walls!

by Tiggleboy March 3, 2011

Quoop

When you're having vaginal sex with a woman while submerged (partially or completely), in a body of water and air bubbles are squeezed out of her nether regions.

*frenetic splashing sounds* "Hey! Air bubbles?!? That was a quoop. You quooped!"

by Mortechant June 14, 2015

quoop

ayo

oh, quoop!

by josjnjonv[onenronareon November 7, 2022

quoomer

a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.

Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.

Judith Butler is the mother of all quoomers.

by Plasticinemoidcimer January 30, 2022

Quoo

A person that believes their friends when they come up with a fake word that they claim is indeed in the dictionary.

Josh is such a Quoo for thinking that was a word!

by Domo1016 April 1, 2015

quook

A combination of shook and quaking meaning ultimate surprise and fear

I'm quook, there are so many people here

by Quooking September 20, 2017