When you're masturwaiting and you unconsciously play with your pubes to the point that they are removed, generally only in a certain area.
"Ooh, I like the scenery tonight, baby. Have you been manscaping exotically for me?"
"Just a bit of deforestation, love. I know how you enjoy things kinky."
"Just a bit of deforestation, love. I know how you enjoy things kinky."
by Mortechant June 21, 2015
*Moist squelching sounds*
"Mmm, yeah, you like me shucking you, don't you, baby?"
"God, yes! Don't stop, don't stop, don't stoppppppppp! Mmmhmmmmhmmmm..."
"Mmm, yeah, you like me shucking you, don't you, baby?"
"God, yes! Don't stop, don't stop, don't stoppppppppp! Mmmhmmmmhmmmm..."
by Mortechant June 26, 2015
When someone walks up to you pretending to be a friend and knees you in the groin as hard as they can.
"Can you believe Alison? She gave me the worst smiley today. I'm still walking funny."
"Don't be silly. That was just a little love tap."
"Don't be silly. That was just a little love tap."
by Mortechant June 26, 2015
When you're having vaginal sex with a woman while submerged (partially or completely), in a body of water and air bubbles are squeezed out of her nether regions.
by Mortechant June 12, 2015
When a program is so simple that it baffles adults, yet children work out the functions immediately.
by Mortechant March 07, 2015
Someone who refers more frequently to Urban Dictionary than to the Standard Oxford Dictionary for their definitions.
by Mortechant May 28, 2015
Sneaking up behind a person when they crouch to tie their shoelaces and tipping them onto the ground.
"Hey, Josh! Want to come raiding with me this weekend?"
"You what? I've matured past such juvenile pursuits. Besides, I'm playing Skyrim all weekend."
"You what? I've matured past such juvenile pursuits. Besides, I'm playing Skyrim all weekend."
by Mortechant June 26, 2015