Mortechant's definitions

Urbanite Dick

Someone who refers more frequently to Urban Dictionary than to the Standard Oxford Dictionary for their definitions.

"Stop being an Urbanite Dick! That word means something far less inappropriate!"

by Mortechant May 30, 2015

Snake race

When your mates come over to watch and debate the finer points of porn and, inevitably, become aroused.

"It's always a snake race at my place with the lads."

by Mortechant March 6, 2015

Joshing

Making a simple, inoffensive joke that nevertheless somehow hurts a friend's feelings.

"That was a low, back-handed blow there, mate."
"I was just joshing you. Don't take it to heart."

by Mortechant March 7, 2015

Quoop

When you're having vaginal sex with a woman while submerged (partially or completely), in a body of water and air bubbles are squeezed out of her nether regions.

*frenetic splashing sounds* "Hey! Air bubbles?!? That was a quoop. You quooped!"

by Mortechant June 14, 2015

Deforestation

When you're masturwaiting and you unconsciously play with your pubes to the point that they are removed, generally only in a certain area.

"Ooh, I like the scenery tonight, baby. Have you been manscaping exotically for me?"
"Just a bit of deforestation, love. I know how you enjoy things kinky."

by Mortechant June 29, 2015

Shucking

The sound made from wet love-making.

*Moist squelching sounds*
"Mmm, yeah, you like me shucking you, don't you, baby?"
"God, yes! Don't stop, don't stop, don't stoppppppppp! Mmmhmmmmhmmmm..."

by Mortechant July 6, 2015

Raiding

Sneaking up behind a person when they crouch to tie their shoelaces and tipping them onto the ground.

"Hey, Josh! Want to come raiding with me this weekend?"
"You what? I've matured past such juvenile pursuits. Besides, I'm playing Skyrim all weekend."

by Mortechant July 6, 2015