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quoomer
a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.
Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.
Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.
quoomer by Plasticinemoidcimer January 30, 2022
Related Words
Quooter • quooverd • quoter • qooter • Quooker • quoomer • quooser • Quoster • Quoterianism • Quoteriast
status quoter
Someone who, uncomfortable with social interaction, copes by communicating with every available cliché they can think of.
"Hi Hank, how's it going?"
"Heyyy Bob...long time no see..i'm not too poor...ya know, can't complain. Keepin' out of trouble, -still doin' a little bit of this and that...gotta make hay while the sun shines, if ya catch my drift...well...gotta shake a leg... -don't be a stranger."
-(Hank is a status quoter)
"Heyyy Bob...long time no see..i'm not too poor...ya know, can't complain. Keepin' out of trouble, -still doin' a little bit of this and that...gotta make hay while the sun shines, if ya catch my drift...well...gotta shake a leg... -don't be a stranger."
-(Hank is a status quoter)
status quoter by limegreen January 30, 2004
Movie quoter
"Dude that kid behind me in algebra is such a movie quoter! He's constantly quoting scenes out of Stepbrothers!"
Movie quoter by shockabrahala March 1, 2009
Quoterianism
The act of quoting movies/games/cartoons/etc when someone else does or says something that reminds you of that certain movie/game/cartoon etc.
"As soon as Joe said his friend Donnie wouldn't shut up, I quoted The Big Lebowski. I am a firm believer in Quoterianism"
Quoterianism by The Quoteriast April 24, 2012
quoter
Oscar Wilde was a great quoter.
Person 1 (non-quoter): "How are things going today?"
Person 2(quoter): "Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others." -Winston Churchill "
Person 1: "Good day to you Mr. Churchill."
Person 1 (non-quoter): "How are things going today?"
Person 2(quoter): "Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others." -Winston Churchill "
Person 1: "Good day to you Mr. Churchill."
quoter by Wilde about Churchill February 21, 2011
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