3 definitions by NotAQoomer

Qoomer

Qoomer's are people who looked this up by accident or you right now

Boomer: Look its a Qoomer!
Qoomer: whats a qoomer?

by NotAQoomer December 29, 2020

Impossible

Trying to open a pickle jar with your water wet hands

I tried to open this pickle jar with my hand but it was Impossible

by NotAQoomer March 9, 2020

Competitive Sex

The less popular version of Casual sex. This type of intercourse usually has match tournaments hosted in underground facilities far away from society. The matches usually consist on who can last the longest and for additional points, moans are rated on the intensity and measured in DB units. There is also a leaderboard for the true champions of such activity, your moms at the top lol.

Dan: Yo, I just had competitive sex with my gf last night. It was crazy! I almost got second place.
Tom: What the fuck are you talking about

by NotAQoomer December 2, 2022