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Definition 1. Quality

Definition 2. the standard of something as measured against other things of a similar kind; the degree of excellence of something.
Shepherd: Alright
Jake: Afternoon
French diamond salesman: Hello, welcome to francois’s diamond boutique
Shepherd: Thanks, we’re looking for a ring.
French diamond salesman: Ahh well I must say you are a rather attractive couple
Jake: aha, umm, we’re not actually together
Shepherd: I’m his mate haha
Jake: It’s for my fiance, we’re getting married in May.
French diamond salesman: Aaaah for your fiance well of course, my mistake sir.
Jake: Ha no worries
French diamond salesman: Well your fiance has good taste so she needs zee finest diamond in all zee shop. 12 carrots bound together by palladium steel
Shepherd: Wow. That is quooker.
Jake: What? What are you on about mate?
French diamond salesman: What is zis a quooker
Shepherd: It’s just quooker. Look at that craft! That’s absolute quooker.
French diamond salesman: zis is some english thing?
Jake: I have no idea, it’s a lovely ring by the way.
Shepherd: It’s just quooker! Can’t you even see? It’s screaming with quooker.
Jake: What are you on about what is quooker?!?!?!
Shepherd: It’s quality! Quooker equals quality!!!

Jake: Aaah right, yeah, I mean, it is quooker.
French diamond salesman: Aaah ofcourse, quooker is quality. Yesss It is quooker.
Quooker by one2nd January 13, 2021
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a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.

Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.
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quooketh 

the combination of being shooketh and quaking
Penelope saw such a great film; she was quooketh.
quooketh by hey.its.penelope January 23, 2018
a derogatory hybrid of both the words 'queer' & 'loser'. Usually used to describe a sore loser, whether be it at losing a game or just losing something in general.
"Yo, where's that shirt I lent you like last week?"
"Oh, swhoops, i think i lost it! Sorry!"
"Not forgiven till you buy me another shirt... quooser."
quooser by Nataaash April 15, 2008
you either lick the quooter or stick the quooter
Quooter by QueenN February 3, 2010
A quocker is a male penis. When someone is being a “quocker” they are annoying and very hard to deal with. For example, if someone were yelling and actung a fool you coulf yell “hey, stop being a quocker”. One day my cousin Gavin pulled down his pants to show his butt and his quocker fell out everywhere. It was small.
Dont be a quocker” “put away your quocker”
quocker by QuockerKyra December 29, 2017

quooverd 

A way to describe someone/something that is all swag, drippy, fire, and lit in one.
You are looking supa quooverd today!
Wow that dude is quooverd.
What the fuck does quooverd mean?
quooverd by Juice box yummy February 5, 2021