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Quaranteened 

When an adult starts acting in a juvenile manner on par with a teenager because of lockdown or quarantine, either out of boredom or lack of accountability.
“Did you see Steve is on TikTok now doing all these stupid dances with the zoomers? Looks like he got quaranteened hard.”

“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”

“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”
Quaranteened by But Sects July 17, 2020

Quarancheating 

The action taken when people do whatever they want when strict isolation and quarantining is called for.
After visiting multiple indoor bars and a restaurant they visited their grandparents, increasing the number of people quarancheating.
Quarancheating by Esperanto July 11, 2020

Quarantard 

A person who is unnecessarily afraid during the covid pandemic. Hoarding items and afraid of everything.
Did you see how much TP Giovanna bought? She's such a quarantard.
Quarantard by eyekey March 31, 2020

Quarando 

To kill oneself, usually by blowing one's brains out.
Don't Quarando yourself, FT!
Quarando by M-Pony July 30, 2007

quaranstache

When you’re stuck in confinement and decide to grow the dirtiest mustache known to man.
Wow! That’s a filthy quaranstache.
quaranstache by TheRog22 March 25, 2020

Quaranteam 

The people you choose to live with during a coronavirus quarantine.
My girlfriend lives by herself, so my roommates and I have included her in our quaranteam
Quaranteam by Faquat March 21, 2020