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Quarando 

To kill oneself, usually by blowing one's brains out.
Don't Quarando yourself, FT!
Quarando by M-Pony July 30, 2007
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Quarantoxicated 

When a person or persons are forced to stay in their home with nothing better to do than consume alcohol.
I was going to take a shower this week during a pandemic but I got too Quarantoxicated to find the bathroom.

quaranhoe 

A person who engages in whoretivities with no regards to the rona, mainly because theyre bored in the house and in the house bored.

A quaranhoe is the type of person who hits up their old hoes out of loneliness or creates content on Onlyfans
Man, that quaranhoe aint worth the risk getting the rona. Ill just beat my meat instead.
quaranhoe by Scooby Jew April 19, 2020

Quarantorny 

Quarantine-horny: the abnormally powerful feeling of loneliness during the coronavirus pandemic. The desperation for intimacy after having not seen your friends in the flesh for several months.
“The group chat had another hour-long cry about how much they wanted to hold hands with someone.”
“That’s the 5th night in a row. I swear, everyone I know is getting Quarantorny.”
Quarantorny by 🏤 August 27, 2020

Quarantomb 

A location in which a person has been forced to stay so long that they begin to feel like they’ve died and don’t know it.
I have been locked in my quarantomb so long during this pandemic that I’m not sure I’ll ever leave.

quarandating 

When people pursue romantic relationships while recognizing social distancing and other recommended CDC guidelines during a pandemic.
Grace and Sergio practiced quarandating during the pandemic to help protect older relatives within their respective families.
quarandating by Johnny Donut March 20, 2020

quaranboner 

Arousal experienced during the quarantine without being able to get laid thanks to COVID-19 and social distancing rules in place.
Will: Hey Brett, how are you holding up?

Brett: I need to get laid soon, this Quaranboner is killing me. I’m gonna call Melissa and see if she’s still social distancing.
quaranboner by MeliDi84 April 27, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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