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Quarantoxicated 

When a person or persons are forced to stay in their home with nothing better to do than consume alcohol.
I was going to take a shower this week during a pandemic but I got too Quarantoxicated to find the bathroom.

quaranhoe 

A person who engages in whoretivities with no regards to the rona, mainly because theyre bored in the house and in the house bored.

A quaranhoe is the type of person who hits up their old hoes out of loneliness or creates content on Onlyfans
Man, that quaranhoe aint worth the risk getting the rona. Ill just beat my meat instead.
quaranhoe by Scooby Jew April 19, 2020

Quarantorny 

Quarantine-horny: the abnormally powerful feeling of loneliness during the coronavirus pandemic. The desperation for intimacy after having not seen your friends in the flesh for several months.
The group chat had another hour-long cry about how much they wanted to hold hands with someone.”
“That’s the 5th night in a row. I swear, everyone I know is getting Quarantorny.”
Quarantorny by 🏤 August 27, 2020

Quarantomb 

A location in which a person has been forced to stay so long that they begin to feel like they’ve died and don’t know it.
I have been locked in my quarantomb so long during this pandemic that I’m not sure I’ll ever leave.

quarandating 

When people pursue romantic relationships while recognizing social distancing and other recommended CDC guidelines during a pandemic.
Grace and Sergio practiced quarandating during the pandemic to help protect older relatives within their respective families.
quarandating by Johnny Donut March 20, 2020

quaranboner 

Arousal experienced during the quarantine without being able to get laid thanks to COVID-19 and social distancing rules in place.
Will: Hey Brett, how are you holding up?

Brett: I need to get laid soon, this Quaranboner is killing me. I’m gonna call Melissa and see if she’s still social distancing.
quaranboner by MeliDi84 April 27, 2020