M-Pony's definitions

Quarando

To kill oneself, usually by blowing one's brains out.

Don't Quarando yourself, FT!

by M-Pony July 30, 2007

GDS

a.k.a. "Gross Dootsie Syndrome" - directly translates to "That time of the month" in females. In other words the period of menstruation.

I wanted to make out with Lizzie, but she had total GDS, so I had to settle for a bee-jer.

by M-Pony October 30, 2007

dootsie

A nice way of referring to the female genitalia. A vagina.

Man, did you see that girl's dootsie? She had a total camel toe!

by M-Pony October 5, 2007

girls are yucky

A true statement about the female gender of the species "Homo Sapiens" of the kingdom "Anamalia", class "Mamalia" and family "Hominidae". The statement is especially observed during a particular week of of every month, when said gender of the species undergoes a period often referred to as "GDS" or "Gross Dootsie Syndrome".

4nd grade teacher: "During this time, women excrete a large amount of period blood and other gross stuff."
kid: "Girls are yucky!"

by M-Pony March 9, 2009