quadlaser

Someone who weighs a quad of a tanker truck, looks like hitler, and love to suck off other men

“the quadlaser sucked me off last night”
“wow man thats crazy”
“i know right, he almost put me in the chamber but i got lucky”

by joenuts69420 November 30, 2020

quad laser

The mooninites ultimate weapon.

Ignignoc: Mooninites unite!
Err: Lock in!
Ignignoc: No one can defeat the quad-laser!
Err: It is over now!
Ignignoc: The bullet is enormous, there is no escaping!
Err: Jumping...is useless!

by Rendar55 August 26, 2003

Quadrasexual

Quadrasexual or Quad for short is somebody who has sex with either men, women, animals,dead people or dead animals, or all of the above at the same time.

Brad Bullen is a quadrasexual.

by deuchkoo January 6, 2009

Quadrasexual

A quadrasexual is somebody who will do anything, with anyone, for a 25 cents.

You'll never become wealthy as a quadrasexual. "Wanna bet" was Skip's response as he was handed 50 cents from two clients he had recently simultaneously fellated.

by Spanks Johnson April 21, 2020

The Quad-Laser

An inescapable, slow-moving laser that fires a two-dimensional square in three Dimensions. Invented by the Mooninites.

No one can escape the The Quad-Laser!

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 10, 2015

Quadrasexual

That one person who isnt sure whether they're male, female, gay, or lesbian. Possibly a raging sex maniac

John: wow, that guy looks like he had sex with a whole crowd last night!
Mary: I bet you he might be a quadrasexual.

by PlasmaGace March 9, 2017

qualiserve

Best vending machine company in the world

We should call qualiserve for some vending machines in our office.

by thoker112 January 12, 2009