quadlaser

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Someone who weighs a quad of a tanker truck, looks like hitler, and love to suck off other men

“the quadlaser sucked me off last night”
“wow man thats crazy”
“i know right, he almost put me in the chamber but i got lucky”

quadlaser by joenuts69420 November 30, 2020

Words you can keep

quad laser

The mooninites ultimate weapon.

Ignignoc: Mooninites unite!
Err: Lock in!
Ignignoc: No one can defeat the quad-laser!
Err: It is over now!
Ignignoc: The bullet is enormous, there is no escaping!
Err: Jumping...is useless!

quad laser by Rendar55 August 26, 2003

Related Words

quad laser • The Quad-Laser • Quadrasexual • qualiserve

Quadrasexual

Quadrasexual or Quad for short is somebody who has sex with either men, women, animals,dead people or dead animals, or all of the above at the same time.

Brad Bullen is a quadrasexual.

Quadrasexual by deuchkoo January 6, 2009

Quadrasexual

A quadrasexual is somebody who will do anything, with anyone, for a 25 cents.

You'll never become wealthy as a quadrasexual. "Wanna bet" was Skip's response as he was handed 50 cents from two clients he had recently simultaneously fellated.

Quadrasexual by Spanks Johnson April 21, 2020

The Quad-Laser

An inescapable, slow-moving laser that fires a two-dimensional square in three Dimensions. Invented by the Mooninites.

No one can escape the The Quad-Laser!

The Quad-Laser by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 10, 2015

Quadrasexual

That one person who isnt sure whether they're male, female, gay, or lesbian. Possibly a raging sex maniac

John: wow, that guy looks like he had sex with a whole crowd last night!
Mary: I bet you he might be a quadrasexual.

Quadrasexual by PlasmaGace March 9, 2017

qualiserve

Best vending machine company in the world

We should call qualiserve for some vending machines in our office.

qualiserve by thoker112 January 12, 2009

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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