a cigarette.
Hey dude can I bum a shmig?
Someone or something that is pretty damn disgusting.
person 1: Dude, did you see Christian Bale's body in that movie 'The Machinist'?
person 2: God, his body was so Raunchy!
person 1: I know!
Very similar to a jousting match during the medieval era, but using penises instead of large, metal spears. Two men will charge at each other naked with their hands tied behind their backs and massive erections. The winner is decided when a man gets hit so incredibly hard by the other man's erection that he falls over.
Jim and Dan both wanted something, so to decide who gets what they want they both agreed to a Rod Ramming match.
An exclamation often used when something bad is about to happen, and is often said so incredibly fast that it almost doesn't sound like a word.
person 1: (about to spill staining substance on carpeted surface)
person 2: Ohshitno don't!
An inescapable, slow-moving laser that fires a two-dimensional square in three Dimensions. Invented by the Mooninites.
No one can escape the The Quad-Laser!
Buy a
The Quad-Laser
mug!
When a man has consensual sex with his woman whilst still being asleep.
Jane was pleasantly awakened by Mike giving her his slumber dick.
When someone has really small nipples.
girl 1: oh no, Dan is taking off his shirt again.
girl 2: oh god, he has rits bits tits!
Buy a
rits bits tits
mug!
