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Puttle is a simple, competitive putting game for people of all ages and abilities. Puttle combines the precision of golf putting with the excitement of knocking over pins, such as those used in bowling, but only smaller. Scoring in Puttle is the same as golf, low score is the best score. Tournament Puttle is played at a distance of twelve feet, but you can Puttle at any length. Children can handicap their Puttle experience by putting at a distance equal to their age, up to twelve. A six year old would putt from six feet, a twelve year old would Puttle from twelve feet. Scores are tallied after nine or eighteen putts.
"I can't wait to play in The Puttle Tour championship! The trophy is a 30 oz beer tankard, sweet!"
Puttle by Mr_Puttle October 28, 2009
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cunt puttle 

Woodbey is a cunt puttle
cunt puttle by TAC0 Pizza JM September 23, 2017
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Puttle • cunt puttle • putter • pottle • purtle • pittle • Putler • putted • putte • pettle

cunt puttle 

-A slang bad word
-Made in Virginia

-It means a puttle of Semen
cunt puttle by TAC0 Pizza JM September 23, 2017

Cunt puttle 

-A puttle of Semen

-A slang bad word

-Founded in Virginia
-Seath is a huge cunt puttle.
-The boy acted like a cunt puttle
Cunt puttle by TAC0 Pizza JM September 24, 2017

Potty putter 

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.
Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"
Potty putter by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013
A man with golden brown skin. Led TNWO to victory at the Freeaim All - Stars Tournament, sponsored by Rockstar Games. Will be booted offline in 5 minutes. Creator of Habibi Father, Chad Chaudry, and Billy Anderson.
“ oh look, Putther has been booted off the server in Rainbow Six Siege.”

“Putther! Play GTA rp!!!”
Putther by getscrewed95 April 7, 2019
a word Ukrainians describe Vladimir Putin, the current president of Russia, who is behind the Russian aggression against Ukraine. It combines names of Putin and Hitler, describing the methods of the Russian president
A man holds a sign depicting Russian President Vladimir Putin as World War II German dictator Adolf Hitler with text reading "Putler you're finished !" during a demonstration entitled "Ukraine and Crimea are together" in Kiev, on March 2, 2014
Putler by igroshek October 13, 2014
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