Tour

Often used as the following of bands, in particular jam bands such as Phish, Grateful Dead, String Cheese Incident

To be on tour, To go on tour

by P June 3, 2004

Tour

A night out with friends involving the excessive consumption of alcohol and cheating on your partner.

"Fucking hell I was twisted last night... fucked some tart, keep it quiet tho don't want <insert girlfriends name here> to find out"

"No worries bruv. What goes on, on tour stays on tour"

by TSC - Eric April 13, 2005

Tour

An all night experience with liquor, possibly drugs, and friends of your choice. There will be no sleep. Sex is optional. You go where the liquor takes you

Man i was on a dirty tour last night, im so hungover. i dont even know what happened

by 2344324 July 25, 2009

Tour

when someone cannot sit down and work but has to walk around and wave

'Hi C aren't you supposed to be revising'
'No E, i've just go to go and see this really important person in that non desrcript place'

E (to self) any excuse to go on a tour!

by deviouschink June 22, 2010

Tour

-To Leave quickly from an area

"Tour bud!"

by Glovemonkey June 5, 2003

on tour

vt. ("to go on tour"); to go clubbing or on a pub crawl with a collection of acquaintances, with the sole mission to get as bladdered as possible and generally behave in a leary and lecherous manner. See also on the sauce, on the razzle dazzle.

A keen pasttime of

Me: "So are you guys on tour, to the teef?"
Jamie: "Aye, heavy to the who! Bushtucker tour 2006!"

by Terry Deary July 24, 2006

touring

The fuck?
Touring isn't defined?
Nigga please.
Touring- To tour you stupid motherfucker what do you think?

"Hey Dick, did ya hear Feral Mole is touring next month?
Dick: "Phuk, don't gimme dat shit nigga I don't care."

by ItsRuckasNucka. July 16, 2015