pettle 

To stroke, or otherwise pet the genetaila of another

She pettled me. My dick went hard instantly.

pettle by Joel and Bethany January 8, 2006

Pettle 

The Josh Kelly way to spell petal xxxx

Hello, I’m Josh Kelly and I spell petal, pettle

Pettle by Alythethird January 24, 2021

settle pettle

wen an awesomely awesome person says settle, they add pettle 2 make it sound even better!!!

wow! calm down, settle pettle

settle pettle by noodle luver March 15, 2008

Mouse Petter 

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC

Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"

Mouse Petter by MrB7 August 22, 2017

Missoula Mortar and Pestle 

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

Missoula Mortar and Pestle by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011

Petterøes 

A cigarette brand by the Norwegian man Halfdan Petterøe. He founded the Petterøes tobacco company in 1900, whom his daughter (Aase Petterøe) inherited after his death in 1939.

The smoking brand is one of Norways most popular and best known. It's also known for its well rounded taste and average cut. Not too perfumed, not too neutral.

The Petterøes tobacco is something for anyone, anywhere.
However you will get addicted and die. (Joke)

Dude 1: What's that in your mouth ?

Dude 2: A cigarette ?

Dude 1: Well then it better be a Petterøes !

Dude 2: It is !?

Dude 1: Oh, ok.

Petterøes by IHateZellerZeller January 25, 2010

Petteri 

Petteri is a Finnish name for a man. It comes from the biblical name Saint Peter, that comes from the Greek word, Πέτρος or Pétros, meaning stone or rock. So, all the dudes named Petteri, are real tough guys. The feminine equivalent Petra, is known to be a godess like woman with a porn star body. So naturally Petteri is also one hot sexual animal, with a sensual touch.

Petteri was a popular boys name espesially in the 70's.

Petteri by MPL10 October 3, 2010