A clueless douchebag; an asshole who just can't be taken seriously.
(Correct pronunciation: pooze-cock.)
(Correct pronunciation: pooze-cock.)
Mike: "Did you hear Joe talking about how he's making a videoblog to protest the war in Iraq?"
Adam: "Man, that kid is such a puscock."
Adam: "Man, that kid is such a puscock."
by Ethnic Cleansing November 22, 2007
Get the puscock mug.by Dylan M T February 19, 2008
Get the puscock mug.Noun: anyone who engages in ludicrous, asinine behavior
Adjective: pugcockous; that of, or resemblance of a pug/peacock cross in terms of ridiculousness, and often annoying appearance
Adverb: pugcockingly
Verb: pugcock, pugcocked, pugcocking
Adjective: pugcockous; that of, or resemblance of a pug/peacock cross in terms of ridiculousness, and often annoying appearance
Adverb: pugcockingly
Verb: pugcock, pugcocked, pugcocking
1."You've been dissing my cooking for over a half an hour! Don't be such a pugcock!"
2.She pugcockingly drug the joke out for an hour without even delivering a punchline.
3.a pugcockous remark
4.He pugcocked all the time until he was ostracized by society.
2.She pugcockingly drug the joke out for an hour without even delivering a punchline.
3.a pugcockous remark
4.He pugcocked all the time until he was ostracized by society.
by udpseudonym08 September 4, 2012
Get the pugcock mug.Any of a number of species of fool, commonly found in pubs. Native mainly to North London. A regular, full of confidence and beer, who knows how to have a good time when nobody else is -Because of him.
(From pub, meaning public house, an establishment providing shelter, sustenance and swigging sessions to the common man, and cock, a derisory term for one playing the fool, derived from its alternative meaning, penis).
(From pub, meaning public house, an establishment providing shelter, sustenance and swigging sessions to the common man, and cock, a derisory term for one playing the fool, derived from its alternative meaning, penis).
Dave woke up at 3am, bleeding, crying, lying prostrate on what used to be his grandma's front step, and clutching a dartboard. It was then he realised he had become the pubcock.
by Anton McCoy March 12, 2003
Get the pubcock mug.Half pussy,half cock. A hybrid sex organ comprising characteristics of both male and female genitalia.
Dude, I saw this transvestite walking down the street with it's pussock hanging out! Now that was an image that could scar a man for life!
by Klavust July 3, 2012
Get the Pussock mug.A game that entails the vigorous thrusting of the male organ into the bodily orifice of another person.
Billy's mother urgently summoned him to bring a crowbar and some lube into the bedroom to pry the large black man's penis that was stuck in her rectum from a game of "Pushcock" gone awry.
"Pry it out of here before your Dad gets home! If he finds out I've been playing 'Pushcock' with the garbageman there will be hell to pay!"
"Pry it out of here before your Dad gets home! If he finds out I've been playing 'Pushcock' with the garbageman there will be hell to pay!"
by Wubba Wubba December 7, 2009
Get the Pushcock mug.To pour an alcoholic drink into the opening of a female reproductive organ and drink from it using a straw.
by Kongs December 15, 2008
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