puscock 

A clueless douchebag; an asshole who just can't be taken seriously.

(Correct pronunciation: pooze-cock.)

Mike: "Did you hear Joe talking about how he's making a videoblog to protest the war in Iraq?"
Adam: "Man, that kid is such a puscock."

puscock by Ethnic Cleansing November 22, 2007

puscock 

The act of sexual intercourse. The joining of pussy and cock.

"Hey what are you doing tonight?, wanna come back to my place for some puscock?"

puscock by Dylan M T February 19, 2008

pugcock 

Noun: anyone who engages in ludicrous, asinine behavior
Adjective: pugcockous; that of, or resemblance of a pug/peacock cross in terms of ridiculousness, and often annoying appearance
Adverb: pugcockingly
Verb: pugcock, pugcocked, pugcocking

1."You've been dissing my cooking for over a half an hour! Don't be such a pugcock!"

2.She pugcockingly drug the joke out for an hour without even delivering a punchline.

3.a pugcockous remark

4.He pugcocked all the time until he was ostracized by society.

pugcock by udpseudonym08 September 4, 2012

pubcock 

Any of a number of species of fool, commonly found in pubs. Native mainly to North London. A regular, full of confidence and beer, who knows how to have a good time when nobody else is -Because of him.

(From pub, meaning public house, an establishment providing shelter, sustenance and swigging sessions to the common man, and cock, a derisory term for one playing the fool, derived from its alternative meaning, penis).

Dave woke up at 3am, bleeding, crying, lying prostrate on what used to be his grandma's front step, and clutching a dartboard. It was then he realised he had become the pubcock.

pubcock by Anton McCoy March 12, 2003

Pussock 

Half pussy,half cock. A hybrid sex organ comprising characteristics of both male and female genitalia.

Dude, I saw this transvestite walking down the street with it's pussock hanging out! Now that was an image that could scar a man for life!

Pussock by Klavust July 3, 2012

Pushcock 

A game that entails the vigorous thrusting of the male organ into the bodily orifice of another person.

Billy's mother urgently summoned him to bring a crowbar and some lube into the bedroom to pry the large black man's penis that was stuck in her rectum from a game of "Pushcock" gone awry.

"Pry it out of here before your Dad gets home! If he finds out I've been playing 'Pushcock' with the garbageman there will be hell to pay!"

Pushcock by Wubba Wubba December 7, 2009

Pussocktail 

To pour an alcoholic drink into the opening of a female reproductive organ and drink from it using a straw.

I fixed myself a vodka tonic pussocktail in Jessica's vagina.

Pussocktail by Kongs December 15, 2008