Push-cock

When a women is attempting to give an uncircumcised man a blow job and the head of his penis pops out similar to a push-pop.

"A Push-cock doesn't taste at all like Flintstones push-pops."

by Haywood Gablomi December 24, 2007

cock pushing

when a guy shoves stuff down his bell end, until it is big enough to fit another man's cock down it. He would start off with smaller objects (like a nail or screwdriver) until he's ready for the big game.

cock pushing is wrong, just plain wrong, unless your drunk...then it's fun

by lemonboy September 30, 2006

cock push ups

Its where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground. It may seem impossible at first, that your cock can't support your whole weight, but over time it can. you can only really do one, but one is all you need. This helps you get ready for when you become attractive to the ladies.

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"

by The General June 04, 2004

cock push-up

when you lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

guy 1: wtf? get your lazy ass off the floor!
guy 2: i'm doing cock push-ups! give me a second and turn the porn back on!

by KaylinOWNSYOU March 24, 2007

cock push up

where you lay flat on your chest on the ground, enjoy yourself and allow yourself to enlarge your penis. Then you pick yourself up with your boner, much like a push up

alex: i did 400 cock push ups last weak
ted: you must be tired
alex: are you kidding me?! my cock can go on your hours

by nud ronoc February 01, 2005

cock push ups

Sports Studies tutor seemed to love making us do these!

"Damn Gourley U've got it easy man......cos u've got such a small one"

by Glenn Williams June 01, 2004

Cock push ups

Where one balances on his cock while doing a press up

"its harder becasue i have a bigger cock"

by jimmy slone May 27, 2004