Push-cock

When a women is attempting to give an uncircumcised man a blow job and the head of his penis pops out similar to a push-pop.

"A Push-cock doesn't taste at all like Flintstones push-pops."

Push-cock by Haywood Gablomi January 8, 2009

cock push ups 

Its where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground. It may seem impossible at first, that your cock can't support your whole weight, but over time it can. you can only really do one, but one is all you need. This helps you get ready for when you become attractive to the ladies.

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"

cock push ups by The General June 3, 2004

cock push-up 

when you lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

guy 1: wtf? get your lazy ass off the floor!
guy 2: i'm doing cock push-ups! give me a second and turn the porn back on!

cock push-up by KaylinOWNSYOU March 28, 2007

cock push up 

where you lay flat on your chest on the ground, enjoy yourself and allow yourself to enlarge your penis. Then you pick yourself up with your boner, much like a push up

alex: i did 400 cock push ups last weak
ted: you must be tired
alex: are you kidding me?! my cock can go on your hours

cock push up by nud ronoc January 31, 2005

cock push ups 

Sports Studies tutor seemed to love making us do these!

"Damn Gourley U've got it easy man......cos u've got such a small one"

cock push ups by Glenn Williams June 1, 2004

Cock push ups 

Where one balances on his cock while doing a press up

"its harder becasue i have a bigger cock"

Cock push ups by jimmy slone May 27, 2004

Pushcock 

A game that entails the vigorous thrusting of the male organ into the bodily orifice of another person.

Billy's mother urgently summoned him to bring a crowbar and some lube into the bedroom to pry the large black man's penis that was stuck in her rectum from a game of "Pushcock" gone awry.

"Pry it out of here before your Dad gets home! If he finds out I've been playing 'Pushcock' with the garbageman there will be hell to pay!"

Pushcock by Wubba Wubba December 7, 2009