pooze

Another result of heavy drinking revealed in the form of loose stool and at times can even have the same aroma of what you had to drink the previous night. Combination of Booze and Poo...

After waking up in his Vegas hotel room, he went to the bathroom to drop a deuce. His pooze smelled so much like vodka redbull, it made him want to vomit...which he did.

by Clinton Beaverpants January 8, 2009

pooze

Pooze is a contraction of Pussy juice, or pussy ooze. In other words, its the whitish milky stuff that oozes from a horny girls pussy when you eat and fuck her.

"DAMN girl, your pooze tastes good!"

by Xylenz May 8, 2006

pooze

Another result of heavy drinking revealed in the form of loose stool and at times can even have the same aroma of what you had to drink the previous night. Combination of Booze and Poo...

After waking up in his Vegas hotel room, he went to the bathroom to drop a deuce. His pooze smelled so much like vodka redbull, it made him want to vomit...which he did.

by Clinton Beaverpants January 11, 2009

pooze

see "poozer"

by bricksprickly December 16, 2002

pooze

To penetrate a surface with the penis.

To pooze the eyes is synonymous with skullfucking.

"That hooker in Se7en got poozed up real bad!"

"I'm so manly I could pooze a brick wall!"

by a pseudonym November 8, 2004

Pooze

Act of going to the toilet to sleep when you are at work

"Man, I am so hungover and sleepy.

You should just have a pooze"

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"I'm so tired, I need to go for a pooze. I'll come back and give the secretary a strawberry shortcake"

by my daan gardner January 19, 2012

Pooze

A lanky ball player, usually the softest on the team, who has an unlimited supply of bad jokes.

"Pooze, lookin super soft man."

"Batting ninth, and warming the bench, Pooze!"

"His names Rory"
-Pooze's mom

by Ricky Rimmer June 8, 2009