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A clueless douchebag; an asshole who just can't be taken seriously.

(Correct pronunciation: pooze-cock.)

Mike: "Did you hear Joe talking about how he's making a videoblog to protest the war in Iraq?"
Adam: "Man, that kid is such a puscock."
puscock by Ethnic Cleansing November 22, 2007
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Half pussy,half cock. A hybrid sex organ comprising characteristics of both male and female genitalia.
Dude, I saw this transvestite walking down the street with it's pussock hanging out! Now that was an image that could scar a man for life!
Pussock by Klavust July 3, 2012

Pussocktail 

To pour an alcoholic drink into the opening of a female reproductive organ and drink from it using a straw.
I fixed myself a vodka tonic pussocktail in Jessica's vagina.
Pussocktail by Kongs December 15, 2008
The act of sexual intercourse. The joining of pussy and cock.
"Hey what are you doing tonight?, wanna come back to my place for some puscock?"
puscock by Dylan M T February 19, 2008

pudockias 

a sloppy stew of boogers and toe jams served on pumpernickel bread with from under cheese
eat my pudockias
pudockias by macandplease July 1, 2019
Jakeism meaning somebody is acting like a Screwtock.
Hey chief your a putock if you don't thank Russia is based.
putock by Evance033 April 15, 2022
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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