pugcock

Noun: anyone who engages in ludicrous, asinine behavior
Adjective: pugcockous; that of, or resemblance of a pug/peacock cross in terms of ridiculousness, and often annoying appearance
Adverb: pugcockingly
Verb: pugcock, pugcocked, pugcocking

1."You've been dissing my cooking for over a half an hour! Don't be such a pugcock!"

2.She pugcockingly drug the joke out for an hour without even delivering a punchline.

3.a pugcockous remark

4.He pugcocked all the time until he was ostracized by society.

by udpseudonym08 September 4, 2012

puscock

A clueless douchebag; an asshole who just can't be taken seriously.

(Correct pronunciation: pooze-cock.)

Mike: "Did you hear Joe talking about how he's making a videoblog to protest the war in Iraq?"
Adam: "Man, that kid is such a puscock."

by Ethnic Cleansing November 22, 2007

pubcock

Any of a number of species of fool, commonly found in pubs. Native mainly to North London. A regular, full of confidence and beer, who knows how to have a good time when nobody else is -Because of him.

(From pub, meaning public house, an establishment providing shelter, sustenance and swigging sessions to the common man, and cock, a derisory term for one playing the fool, derived from its alternative meaning, penis).

Dave woke up at 3am, bleeding, crying, lying prostrate on what used to be his grandma's front step, and clutching a dartboard. It was then he realised he had become the pubcock.

by Anton McCoy March 12, 2003

puscock

The act of sexual intercourse. The joining of pussy and cock.

"Hey what are you doing tonight?, wanna come back to my place for some puscock?"

by Dylan M T February 19, 2008

pubcock

although a very obscure sounding insult, it's actually very wildly used and not considered very offensive. In fact, Tony Blair used it several times in an interview.

"Personally I found President Bush to be somewhat of a pubcock. Saddam Hussein can be quite a pubcock as well."

by hunka hunka November 9, 2003