pubcock 

Any of a number of species of fool, commonly found in pubs. Native mainly to North London. A regular, full of confidence and beer, who knows how to have a good time when nobody else is -Because of him.

(From pub, meaning public house, an establishment providing shelter, sustenance and swigging sessions to the common man, and cock, a derisory term for one playing the fool, derived from its alternative meaning, penis).

Dave woke up at 3am, bleeding, crying, lying prostrate on what used to be his grandma's front step, and clutching a dartboard. It was then he realised he had become the pubcock.

pubcock by Anton McCoy March 12, 2003

pubcock 

although a very obscure sounding insult, it's actually very wildly used and not considered very offensive. In fact, Tony Blair used it several times in an interview.

"Personally I found President Bush to be somewhat of a pubcock. Saddam Hussein can be quite a pubcock as well."

pubcock by hunka hunka November 9, 2003

pugcock 

Noun: anyone who engages in ludicrous, asinine behavior
Adjective: pugcockous; that of, or resemblance of a pug/peacock cross in terms of ridiculousness, and often annoying appearance
Adverb: pugcockingly
Verb: pugcock, pugcocked, pugcocking

1."You've been dissing my cooking for over a half an hour! Don't be such a pugcock!"

2.She pugcockingly drug the joke out for an hour without even delivering a punchline.

3.a pugcockous remark

4.He pugcocked all the time until he was ostracized by society.

pugcock by udpseudonym08 September 4, 2012

puscock 

A clueless douchebag; an asshole who just can't be taken seriously.

(Correct pronunciation: pooze-cock.)

Mike: "Did you hear Joe talking about how he's making a videoblog to protest the war in Iraq?"
Adam: "Man, that kid is such a puscock."

puscock by Ethnic Cleansing November 22, 2007

pubocockus 

The supposed bone that is the cause of a "boner." When a male becomes aroused, the pubocockus bone moves from a position between the abdominal and pelvic cavities inside of the abdomen to the shaft of the penis. The presence of this bone in the penis makes it hard and, hence, a "boner" ensues.

Oh crap! That ho' kicked me in the junk and broke my pubocockus!

pubocockus by Jahorgasen November 21, 2006

puscock 

The act of sexual intercourse. The joining of pussy and cock.

"Hey what are you doing tonight?, wanna come back to my place for some puscock?"

puscock by Dylan M T February 19, 2008