purplos

1) A honey flavored purple sausage, often used as an exclamation or as an insult in Porirua, New Zealand.
2) An extremely small purple chode.

1) 'This bitch slapped me in the face and i was all like PURPLOS!'
2) 'My mate had a real purplo, that shit was wack.'

by Purplo Meister September 26, 2009

Unfit For Purpose

This expression originated with the Royal Navy where stores or equipment were found to be damaged, wouldn’t work or could not be used for the purpose for which they were intended. The expression quickly found wider usage and is now applied to not just stores and equipment, but to organisations, designs even concepts. It can also be applied to co-workers if they are not doing their job properly and, in extreme cases, used as a put down where someone is a complete arsehole and unsuitable to be considered part of the human race.

Malcolm you are unfit for purpose.

by AKACroatalin April 23, 2015

Multi-purpose

It means having numerous uses, being versatile or capable of being used for a great many different things.

The Swiss Army Knife is a multi-purpose tool.

by AKACroatalin June 9, 2015

mushy purples

the form that some natural breasts take on after the miracle of childbirth. The phenomena was first defined and investigated in detail by Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Moms House Podcast.

I can be identified when the nipples and areola swell and take on a purple colored hue. They first swell up hard, then become mushy and point down.....then they stay down.

Jean had to go to a specialty store to find a properly fitting bra to hold her big mushy purples.

by evinrude115 January 25, 2017

For research purposes

An expression often used by men online who want to know the name of a certain video or person so they can store it in their spank bank.

It's synonymous with saying, "so I can fap to this later on."

Can anyone tell me the name of that girl in the video with the big boobs? For research purposes, of course.

by Sanguivorant March 30, 2015

Accidental Text on Purpose

When you send someone a text, but you accidentally send it to someone other than the intended receiver. On purpose. Coined by Larry David.

In the accidental text on purpose, you say something like "Hey Larry, you were an asshole the other night. There's nothing wrong with her water, it's perfectly okay."

by Richie Queijo November 7, 2017

for scientific purposes

Used to cover one's perverted aims after the fact.

Dude, did you hear about those new DEEPFAKES videos?
Yeah, they have one of Scarlett Johannson doing it!
No way! Wait where might I be able to find these aforementioned videos? What no, it's not for me, obviously, it's... for scientific purposes.

by Funghuy June 18, 2018