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mushy purples 

the form that some natural breasts take on after the miracle of childbirth. The phenomena was first defined and investigated in detail by Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Moms House Podcast.

I can be identified when the nipples and areola swell and take on a purple colored hue. They first swell up hard, then become mushy and point down.....then they stay down.
Jean had to go to a specialty store to find a properly fitting bra to hold her big mushy purples.
mushy purples by evinrude115 January 25, 2017

Purpletard 

Hey! go help that purpletard!”
Purpletard by Gretchen69420 January 1, 2022

Purplesec 

A Person/People who are annoying or irritating
Man those purplesecs are so annoying.
yes Jeremy, yes they are.

PurpleSurge 

Basically an IRC with many awesome people, where there are loads of Pokémon clans, loads of people play Yu-Gi-Oh and where all the epic people are.
Guy1: Lets find an epic IRC! Guy2: Yeah, lets go to PurpleSurge!
PurpleSurge by TheDreamLord November 27, 2011

PurpleBalls 

When you cum so hard that your balls start to hurt in agitating pain. Usually from the result of LOTS of cum.
*cums* OOWW.. literally i have PurpleBalls
PurpleBalls by Depressed Cheese December 5, 2018

Purplegate 

A serious and preventable error caused by poor planning, derived from the denial of entry to thousands of ticketholders at the Purple Gate on Inauguration Day 2009.
Q: On this, George W. Bush's last day in office, what one word do you feel best describes the past eight years?
A: Purplegate.
Purplegate by Purple Person January 22, 2009