Definitions by evinrude115

mushy purples 

the form that some natural breasts take on after the miracle of childbirth. The phenomena was first defined and investigated in detail by Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Moms House Podcast.

I can be identified when the nipples and areola swell and take on a purple colored hue. They first swell up hard, then become mushy and point down.....then they stay down.

Jean had to go to a specialty store to find a properly fitting bra to hold her big mushy purples.

mushy purples by evinrude115 January 25, 2017

thumpin' good 

term used to describe a perfectly seasoned watermelon. Made famous by Cas Walker in 70's ad campaign for local supermarket chain in East Tennessee.

Those watermelons were sweat and crisp...mmmm...thumpin' good!

thumpin' good by evinrude115 October 20, 2010

boot-scoot boogie 

when a dog drags its butt on the carpet to itch it or to dislodge somthing from it.

After Fido ate that peice of dental floss, he did the boot-scoot boogie on the carpet and left a discusting shit-stain.

boot-scoot boogie by evinrude115 October 20, 2010

patittle 

When a woman has one noticeably erect nipple (and the other one is mysteriously unprotruding. Possibly caused by only half of her being cold.

Because of Susans patittle all of the men standing on the left side of her at the bar took notice.

patittle by evinrude115 July 24, 2009

Closet Tits 

a woman who has really nice, large breasts but for some reason always chooses to hide them. She can often be seen wearing loose fitting over-sized clothing. Only on the rarest of occasions can you see her true form. This could be the result of embarassment from pre-mature physical developement.

I didnt realize Jennifer had closet tits until she got drunk and took her loose sweater off, revealing very large breasts.

Closet Tits by evinrude115 June 1, 2009