Purplestones

A person who is very very gay and likes to drink cum.

Mikey did you see how much cum Purplestones drank?!?!?

by Johngruden’sbannana September 8, 2022

PurpleStones

A god amongst mortal men. Truly a specimen to behold. Can literally never die. Once killed a man simply by looking at him. Fish fear him. Women want him.

Second most handsome man after Mikey.

"Wow, did you hear that PurpleStones was the best man at Mikey's wedding?"

by Yeezy avavy September 6, 2022