puppii 

puppii is dumb

me: hey whats 5+5
puppii: 55

puppii by im hungry😭😭😭😭😭 May 19, 2021

Score puppies 

(exclamation) a phrase used to express a strong feeling of excitement and astonishment

1. Score puppies! I just got a promotion at work!

2. I can’t believe I just won the raffle! Score puppies!

Score puppies by not_an_alien March 18, 2021

Sad Puppied 

When an group of insiders have held a particular authority for a long period of time are suddenly faced by a revolt not just of designated 'bad people' but of everyone in the same field tired of their constant refrains of being 'oppressed' despite their being the actual oppressors and suddenly and brutally lose their previous authority.

Yeah, they got Sad Puppied and are now threatening to take their ball and go home

Sad Puppied by Skua September April 10, 2015

knicker puppies 

noun - huge sweater puppies that have fallen to knee level

Hey man, that chick should be wearing a bra. Her bazooms are hangin' so low they've become knicker puppies.

knicker puppies by TsuDho November 23, 2009

puppies 

Puppies are cute little things. They like to play and have fun well most of them. Puppies and dogs are both awesome

Puppies are awesome and dogs

puppies by Mangeldash May 19, 2018

Clay Puppington 

A character from the discontinued adult swim show Moral Orel. Fucking evil, but also a dilf.

“I think Clay Puppington is kinda hot.”
“You’re mentally ill. Get help.”

Clay Puppington by MysteriousStalker8989 December 4, 2021

stabbin' puppies 

The high pitched squealing sound your girlfriend or wife makes whilst having really amazing sex.

Last night when I was fuckin' my girlfriend her mom said it sounded like we were stabbin' puppies!

stabbin' puppies by sdavis January 1, 2008