little opportunities

A phrase coined by Octomom, Nadya Suleman, to put a positive spin on how she financially provides for fourteen children without working. Little opportunities are generated by pimping one's own children out to the media.
Q - Hey, dude. Why are there so many cameramen on the beach today?
A - Cause the Octomom is taking advantage of one of her "little opportunities" by pretending she actually takes her brood of fourteen to the beach on a regular basis for some good old-fashioned family fun.
Q - Ah! So, she's pimping those poor kids out again.
by TsuDho November 30, 2009
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knicker puppies

noun - huge sweater puppies that have fallen to knee level
Hey man, that chick should be wearing a bra. Her bazooms are hangin' so low they've become knicker puppies.
by TsuDho November 23, 2009
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octrocity

n. Any fiasco involving the Octomom, Nadya Suleman, and her fourteen children. A combination of the words Octomom and atrocity.
Q - Did you watch the latest octomentary?
A - OMG, yes! It depicted one octrocity after another! How does anyone live in that chaos? I think even the Octomom must bail out of that clusterfuck as often as possible. Those poor kids!
by TsuDho December 01, 2009
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octomentary

Any documentary or reality show created about the delusional world of Octomom, Nadya Suleman, and her fourteen children.
Hey dude, did you catch the latest octomentary? That woman is batshit crazy!
by TsuDho November 25, 2009
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