Definitions by sdavis

mirth control pill 

A male birth control pill.

10 shots of Jack Daniels and a 30 pack of Keystone light is the most effective mirth control pill known to man.

mirth control pill by sdavis November 22, 2009

talons 

When you're having rear penetration with a woman and you put your elbows over her shoulders and dig in like a couple of talons. You know you've done a good job when when the back of her shoulders are red.

Man if I fuck that girl tonight doggy style I'm gonna totally giver her the talons.

talons by sdavis January 25, 2008

stabbin' puppies 

The high pitched squealing sound your girlfriend or wife makes whilst having really amazing sex.

Last night when I was fuckin' my girlfriend her mom said it sounded like we were stabbin' puppies!

stabbin' puppies by sdavis January 1, 2008