puppie 

infinitely preferable to human children; They only need to be housebroken, fed and watered. They give all the love there is to give, and then some. Unfortunately, while they as grown up dogs are considered man's best friend, Man is not necessarily Dog's friend of any particular quality by any stretch of the imagination...

Puppies and Kittens are heartwarming balls of fur that grow into Dogs and Cats...

puppie by J. Michael Reiter January 4, 2005

puppie 

The overwhelmingly larger number of entries under the spelling puppy should be a clue for the clueless that this spelling is incorrect.

Puppie is an incorrect spelling.

puppie by Downstrike January 4, 2005

puppie dogs and rainbows 

what arrogant people think the world is full of

Hehe im seventeen living at home with my parents and dont have to support myself in any way at all!!hehe the world must be all puppie dogs and rainbows!!!hehe

puppie dogs and rainbows by Skitzo16 July 20, 2008

bloody puppie 

A blue slush puppie with red slush in the center.

Angela: Lets get a bloody puppie
Jon: What the fuck is that? It sounds scary!
Angela: Only, the best thing on the planet!

bloody puppie by booomchacalaca March 31, 2010

yuppie puppie 

A day care brat. The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A child raised without its mother among many others of its kind. It has no manners, no discipline. If it is female, it is saddled with a name like Cassidy or Madison or Shropshire. If it is male, it never learns to be masculine.

Yuppie puppies are the future of America. Unfortunately, they are all going to be future yuppies and soccer moms and liberals.

Donald and Taylor have two female yuppie puppies named Chungus and Fiester.

yuppie puppie by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

yuppie puppie 

One who is raised by yuppies. Since all yuppies themselves are different, their offspring also vary. Most, though, grew up riding in the back of a Volvo station wagon on the way to soccer practice. Some went to private schools, where as others attend public school so that their parents can condescend the morons that generally are a dime a dozen in public school. The average yuppie puppie was taught to read college textbooks in preschool but will ultimately spend a lifettime living off of mom and dad.

Conner spent his childhood reading physics textbooks on the way to soccer practice. He's now in boarding school because he got kicked out of his quaint public school for teaching the class how to make crack. Yuppie senior is having a hard time explaining her yuppie puppie to the rest of the country club.

yuppie puppie by lacoste_lover September 30, 2005