pumbel
pumbel by Master-Bates March 14, 2003
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pummel the porcelain
pummel the porcelain by I, Wreckerrr February 4, 2017
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pumbel • pumble • pummel • pubeless • Pumber • pubelet • Pumble Pie • pummelage • pummeled • pummel horse
PUMBLE WEED
PUMBLE WEED by Dylan123 April 16, 2007
Pumbloom
A word for something when you can't remember what it was called. It can be used in place of all of the different types of words. It's first recorded use was when JohnTron said to Egoraptor, "It's a Pumbloom!", when he was referring to a Whismer.
Example 1:
Guy1: Dude, look at those pumblooms on that building!
Guy2: The what?
Guy1: Those things running up and down that support the bulding.
Guy2: You mean fucking columns!?!?
Example 2:
Arin: Oh, dude, look, it's a Whismer.
John: Oh! It's a pumbloom!
Arin: Remember the episode where Ash caught a pumbloom?
John: Dude...
Arin: NO!!!!!!!!!
Guy1: Dude, look at those pumblooms on that building!
Guy2: The what?
Guy1: Those things running up and down that support the bulding.
Guy2: You mean fucking columns!?!?
Example 2:
Arin: Oh, dude, look, it's a Whismer.
John: Oh! It's a pumbloom!
Arin: Remember the episode where Ash caught a pumbloom?
John: Dude...
Arin: NO!!!!!!!!!
Pumbloom by DarkSparda February 28, 2013
pumelo
A large fruit of the genus Citrus
(Citrus Grandis, to be exact).
Pumelos are sacred to the Cult of
the Deekoo, and used in several
of their unspeakable rites.
Pumelos are reminiscent of grapefruits
in flavour, but sweeter, larger, and
with thicker rinds. Some pumelos are
green, others yellow. Rumour has it
that other colours of pumelo exist.
The pumelo is the fruit of the Tree of
Knowledge in the Bible (see Jack Chick's
publication, "El verdadero camino",
available in English translation from
deekoo.net shortly), and can be found
near the Mountain.
(Citrus Grandis, to be exact).
Pumelos are sacred to the Cult of
the Deekoo, and used in several
of their unspeakable rites.
Pumelos are reminiscent of grapefruits
in flavour, but sweeter, larger, and
with thicker rinds. Some pumelos are
green, others yellow. Rumour has it
that other colours of pumelo exist.
The pumelo is the fruit of the Tree of
Knowledge in the Bible (see Jack Chick's
publication, "El verdadero camino",
available in English translation from
deekoo.net shortly), and can be found
near the Mountain.
Pubelicity
Britney Spears got some great pubelicity the other day when paparazzi took photos of her getting out of that limo in a short shirt with no underwear! Oddly enough, she was with Paris Hilton, who is notorious for getting lots of pubelicity.
Pubelicity by D. Dawson December 3, 2006
Pummel Speed
Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.
Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...
Pummel Speed by goldenfinch September 18, 2017
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.