pumbel

To physically cream Master Bates

KJ pumbeled Bates into the couch

by Master-Bates March 14, 2003

pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.

After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!

by I, Wreckerrr February 4, 2017

PUMBLE WEED

Large grouping of pubic hairs, typically in a ball, located in the bathroom

Honey, I told you to clean the Pumble weed in the bathroom before we have company!

by Dylan123 April 16, 2007

Pumbloom

A word for something when you can't remember what it was called. It can be used in place of all of the different types of words. It's first recorded use was when JohnTron said to Egoraptor, "It's a Pumbloom!", when he was referring to a Whismer.

Example 1:
Guy1: Dude, look at those pumblooms on that building!
Guy2: The what?
Guy1: Those things running up and down that support the bulding.
Guy2: You mean fucking columns!?!?

Example 2:
Arin: Oh, dude, look, it's a Whismer.
John: Oh! It's a pumbloom!
Arin: Remember the episode where Ash caught a pumbloom?
John: Dude...
Arin: NO!!!!!!!!!

by DarkSparda February 28, 2013

pumelo

A large fruit of the genus Citrus
(Citrus Grandis, to be exact).
Pumelos are sacred to the Cult of
the Deekoo, and used in several
of their unspeakable rites.

Pumelos are reminiscent of grapefruits
in flavour, but sweeter, larger, and
with thicker rinds. Some pumelos are
green, others yellow. Rumour has it
that other colours of pumelo exist.
The pumelo is the fruit of the Tree of
Knowledge in the Bible (see Jack Chick's
publication, "El verdadero camino",
available in English translation from
deekoo.net shortly), and can be found
near the Mountain.

"In the dim, sputtering greenish glow,
she knelt and placed the pumelo upon
the altar."

by Deekoo L. August 28, 2003

Pubelicity

When stars get media publicity when photos are published showing bare pubic area.

Britney Spears got some great pubelicity the other day when paparazzi took photos of her getting out of that limo in a short shirt with no underwear! Oddly enough, she was with Paris Hilton, who is notorious for getting lots of pubelicity.

by D. Dawson December 3, 2006

Pummel Speed

Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.

Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...

by goldenfinch September 18, 2017