Pumber

The act of giving a girl an orgasm using your hand above clothing

Boyfriend: "Do you want me to give you a pumber?"

Pumber by Pumkip August 3, 2016

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Pumber

The celeste map simply known as "Pinball Purgatory" was renamed in the celeste community to pumber as homage to the final screen which is titled Pumber and is now commonly used to describe the map.

"I just silvered pumber."

Pumber by anonymous June 4, 2024

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lilliam pumpernickel

this is the full name of the music composer lil pump, who is the mastermind behind such classics as: gucci gang and drose

guy 1: dude did you hear the new lil pump song
guy 2: the fuck, do you mean lilliam pumpernickel
guy 1: who?
guy 2: *cocks glock* LILLIAM PUMPERNICKEL THE CREATOR OF GUCCI GANG

lilliam pumpernickel by max the big gaymax March 3, 2018

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cum plumber

A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.

A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.

Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.

cum plumber by Mad Mick! July 27, 2016

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pleasing the plumbers

Pleasing the plumbers occurs when one's sexual attraction to someone else drives them to fuck their crushes by any means necessary. Pleasing the plumbers can include but is not limited to stalking/cyberstalking, sexting, making comments on body parts, voyeurism, and asking for sexual favors. Pleasers of plumbers will ignore their crushes' discomfort and relentlessly seek the opportunity to fuck them. Thus, consent is not an issue.

Hitler's been sexually harassing that little girl, even after she told him to stop! He must be pleasing the plumbers!

pleasing the plumbers by Yopmail User August 22, 2022

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Super Puberty

In extremely rare cases, adolescents are subject to what is known as superiore pubertiscus, or "super puberty." These cases are considered most unfortunate and include such side effects as comically low vocal chords and massive amounts of super pubic hair. In no way is any of the above attractive, and subjects under the effects of super puberty should highly consider locking themselves away forever. "Super Puberty" is in no way treatable, as there is no known cure. But good god is it funny.

Justin Bieber's career will be ruined even more than it is now once he hits super puberty.

Super Puberty by Jacksfans March 27, 2011

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