pull'n a mcelwee

excessive web search during work hours.

dude, he got canned for pull'n a mcelwee

pull'n a mcelwee by h. michael December 11, 2008

Pull’n A Rudy

Pretending to tuck your shirt in when actually jerking off.

Guy 1: Why has David been tucking his shirt in for so long?

Guy 2: Oh, he isn’t tucking his shirt in. He’s pull’n a Rudy.

Guy 1: What’s that?

Guy 2: David is actually jerking off.

Pull’n A Rudy by musinon October 22, 2020

pull out 'n pray 

A type of birth control where the male pulls his penis out of a wonan's vagina before he ejaculates, then he prays that he didn't get her pregnant.

Dude 1: I think my girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude 2: Thats what happens when you pull out 'n pray.

pull out 'n pray by dizzle9999999999 October 18, 2008

Pinch n’ Pull

When a male multitasks by taking a dump and giving himself a vigorous wank at the same time.

The dude in the stall next to me was doing a pinch n’ pull. I was so inspired, I did the same.

Pinch n’ Pull by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

poop-n-pull 

The act of masturbating while dropping a deuce. This shows the ability to multitask.

- I wonder what Phil is doing in the in the bathroom.

- He is probably doing the ol' poop-n-pull.

- Yeah, he was always good at multitasking.

poop-n-pull by valet6969 November 4, 2011

Chop 'n Pull

Post male climax in the female rectum the male male raises his arms both at 90 degree angles, and provides a forceful yet careful judo chop to the female's kidneys. This action results in the female rectum tightening up around the male penis. At this point, the male is able to pull his penis out quickly, out of the oraface nice and clean. Or as Ramon "Mr. Tapatio" puts it, "it comes out as clean as a whistle whistling noise".

My girlfriend likes the chop 'n pull every morning.

Chop 'n Pull by Neal & Jason February 4, 2004

Pull Cap 'n Shoot 

This is when a man is about to orgasm. He pulls out, his girlfriend caps the tip of is penis momentarily with her hand. This builds back pressure. When she releases the cap he will shoot his wad very far.

Last night we did a Pull Cap 'n Shoot. It went six feet and hit her antique dresser.

Pull Cap 'n Shoot by Brown's Man June 7, 2009