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pull'n a mcelwee

excessive web search during work hours.
dude, he got canned for pull'n a mcelwee
pull'n a mcelwee by h. michael December 11, 2008
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Pull’n A Rudy

Pretending to tuck your shirt in when actually jerking off.
Guy 1: Why has David been tucking his shirt in for so long?

Guy 2: Oh, he isn’t tucking his shirt in. He’s pull’n a Rudy.

Guy 1: What’s that?

Guy 2: David is actually jerking off.
Pull’n A Rudy by musinon October 22, 2020

pull out 'n pray 

A type of birth control where the male pulls his penis out of a wonan's vagina before he ejaculates, then he prays that he didn't get her pregnant.
Dude 1: I think my girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude 2: Thats what happens when you pull out 'n pray.

Pinch n’ Pull

When a male multitasks by taking a dump and giving himself a vigorous wank at the same time.
The dude in the stall next to me was doing a pinch n’ pull. I was so inspired, I did the same.
Pinch n’ Pull by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

poop-n-pull 

The act of masturbating while dropping a deuce. This shows the ability to multitask.
- I wonder what Phil is doing in the in the bathroom.

- He is probably doing the ol' poop-n-pull.

- Yeah, he was always good at multitasking.
poop-n-pull by valet6969 November 4, 2011

Chop 'n Pull

Post male climax in the female rectum the male male raises his arms both at 90 degree angles, and provides a forceful yet careful judo chop to the female's kidneys. This action results in the female rectum tightening up around the male penis. At this point, the male is able to pull his penis out quickly, out of the oraface nice and clean. Or as Ramon "Mr. Tapatio" puts it, "it comes out as clean as a whistle whistling noise".
My girlfriend likes the chop 'n pull every morning.
Chop 'n Pull by Neal & Jason February 4, 2004

Pull Cap 'n Shoot 

This is when a man is about to orgasm. He pulls out, his girlfriend caps the tip of is penis momentarily with her hand. This builds back pressure. When she releases the cap he will shoot his wad very far.
Last night we did a Pull Cap 'n Shoot. It went six feet and hit her antique dresser.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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