8 definitions by valet6969
- I wonder what Phil is doing in the in the bathroom.
- He is probably doing the ol' poop-n-pull.
- Yeah, he was always good at multitasking.
- He is probably doing the ol' poop-n-pull.
- Yeah, he was always good at multitasking.
by valet6969 November 4, 2011
by valet6969 September 23, 2011
When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"
by valet6969 October 6, 2010
This happens when a dude that has braces on his teeth is going down on a girl that is quite hairy in the nether lips and his braces get ensnared in her pubes, thus locking his face lips onto her downstairs lips.
-Hey, did you hear about Timmy?
-Yeah, I heard he went down on that random girl at the party, and they got lip locked.
-I guess that's why you need to check before you munch.
-True.
-Yeah, I heard he went down on that random girl at the party, and they got lip locked.
-I guess that's why you need to check before you munch.
-True.
by valet6969 October 10, 2011
A girl with a Jumanji sized bush that goes commando; in other words, she doesn't wear any underwear. This type of girl is typically a hippie chick.
by valet6969 October 10, 2011
by valet6969 October 14, 2011
A woman's vagina after not having been shaved for a short period of time. Essentially, a vaginal five o'clock shadow.
-Hey dude, what happened to your face? It looks like you have a rash or something gnarly.
-Na, it's from that girl last night. She looked clean downstairs, but upon further inspection, I was surprised by a cactipuss.
-Damn, don't girls know how to keep it clean any more? What is the world coming to?
-Na, it's from that girl last night. She looked clean downstairs, but upon further inspection, I was surprised by a cactipuss.
-Damn, don't girls know how to keep it clean any more? What is the world coming to?
by valet6969 February 5, 2012