condomint

When you fuck a girl with a condom and her vagina feels fresh

Yo girl you trying to go home and commit an act of condomint.

by valet6969 October 14, 2011

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lip locked

This happens when a dude that has braces on his teeth is going down on a girl that is quite hairy in the nether lips and his braces get ensnared in her pubes, thus locking his face lips onto her downstairs lips.

-Hey, did you hear about Timmy?

-Yeah, I heard he went down on that random girl at the party, and they got lip locked.

-I guess that's why you need to check before you munch.

-True.

by valet6969 October 10, 2011

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poop-n-pull

The act of masturbating while dropping a deuce. This shows the ability to multitask.

- I wonder what Phil is doing in the in the bathroom.

- He is probably doing the ol' poop-n-pull.

- Yeah, he was always good at multitasking.

by valet6969 November 04, 2011

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Irish Kiss

the act of two bearded men, one being a ginger, rubbing beards/faces together.

When Seamus O'Flannery, a stout ginger man, saw his lost mate after a time he got extremely excited. In the past couple months Seamus's mate had grown a beard and they both knew it was time for some serious Irish kissing.

by valet6969 September 24, 2011

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cactipuss

A woman's vagina after not having been shaved for a short period of time. Essentially, a vaginal five o'clock shadow.

-Hey dude, what happened to your face? It looks like you have a rash or something gnarly.

-Na, it's from that girl last night. She looked clean downstairs, but upon further inspection, I was surprised by a cactipuss.

-Damn, don't girls know how to keep it clean any more? What is the world coming to?

by valet6969 February 05, 2012

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