valet6969's definitions

poop-n-pull

The act of masturbating while dropping a deuce. This shows the ability to multitask.

- I wonder what Phil is doing in the in the bathroom.

- He is probably doing the ol' poop-n-pull.

- Yeah, he was always good at multitasking.

by valet6969 November 4, 2011

lip locked

This happens when a dude that has braces on his teeth is going down on a girl that is quite hairy in the nether lips and his braces get ensnared in her pubes, thus locking his face lips onto her downstairs lips.

-Hey, did you hear about Timmy?

-Yeah, I heard he went down on that random girl at the party, and they got lip locked.

-I guess that's why you need to check before you munch.

-True.

by valet6969 October 9, 2011

release the kraken

When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.

When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"

by valet6969 October 6, 2010

nastynest

Finding out that a girl has an extreme fur burger once she has been depantsed

After taking this girl home from the bar, she took off her pants and released the nastynest.

by valet6969 September 23, 2011

condomint

When you fuck a girl with a condom and her vagina feels fresh

Yo girl you trying to go home and commit an act of condomint.

by valet6969 October 14, 2011

cactipuss

A woman's vagina after not having been shaved for a short period of time. Essentially, a vaginal five o'clock shadow.

-Hey dude, what happened to your face? It looks like you have a rash or something gnarly.

-Na, it's from that girl last night. She looked clean downstairs, but upon further inspection, I was surprised by a cactipuss.

-Damn, don't girls know how to keep it clean any more? What is the world coming to?

by valet6969 March 9, 2012

Irish Kiss

the act of two bearded men, one being a ginger, rubbing beards/faces together.

When Seamus O'Flannery, a stout ginger man, saw his lost mate after a time he got extremely excited. In the past couple months Seamus's mate had grown a beard and they both knew it was time for some serious Irish kissing.

by valet6969 September 23, 2011